Wild West - Chapter 2 - Part 7 - 5 minute freewrite challenge
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Chapter 1
Chapter 2
“You know the Pope, right? You guys are related,” Ducköden was enjoying the surprised looks on their faces. “See, God is a narcissist. A very lazy narcissist. And He loves others doing all his work for him. The Pope is His personal puppet who does everything for Him. And let me tell you, God loves being worshipped. Praised. Admired.” The two could tell the hatred Ducköden feels toward God with every word. “The humans worshipping Him does literally nothing but boost His ego, and it’s the Pope’s job to keep them on their knees and praying. It’s sad, really, how many lies they’re told. They don’t need Him. He needs them. He made them because he needed someone to praise him. To humiliate themselves for him,” His tone suddenly changed from serious and angry to a more playful one, “anyway, where was I? Right. The Pope. You know how a shoe has eyelets and a lace? Imagine the churches as eyelets, the Pope as the lace and God as the one pulling real hard on it, but thanks to His powers he never lets it break. Or sleep. Or even catch a breath of fresh air or a sip of cold water. All thanks to His divine powers making sleep redundant and being tired non-existent. You two boys, you two have it good, you’ve just never realized it yet.”
“Why do you treat us so well then? You obviously wouldn’t have to,” Tom spoke up.
"Lace"
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Well now THAT is not where I expected the prompt to take you!!! I thought for sure there would be a saloon and some lovely ladies involved. Very creative... and passionate topic :) I gotta admit, I've been on rants like this myself before!!
Also, today I am helping the freewriters by delivering today’s prompt: Fried Chicken
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At first I thought that too, but then figured I wanted to go with something else... Exit the comfort zone. :P (You know... It's always comfortable with the fine ladies in a saloon.)
It happens all too fast that we get carried away and go on a rant spree haha :D So I don't blame you! ;D Nor do I blame myself.... Completely normal. Tries to justify rant behaviour