After Tuesday’s healthy eating and having the worst dreams ever, I decided to go all out and eat everything I wanted to. I had a large margarita pizza with added brie and for late night snacking I had a pint of milk, a packet of Jaffa Cakes and almost a packet of butter biscuits with a layer of thick chocolate on top. I couldn’t care about my waistline, it was worth it! I did have some funny dreams though. Read on to find out more.
Wednesday 7th March 2018
I dreamed I was at my mum’s house. She had foreign students living there. I went to use the downstairs loo. The loo wasn’t your normal toilet. It seemed to be moveable, like one of those seats you get in a Photo Booth. It had a lever that raised and lowered the seat and pan. The toilet was so far up. It was almost as tall as me! There was no way I was going to be able to sit on that. I would have needed a step ladder! I thought to myself ’Why would you make everything so tall? What are you? A giant!” When I was able to bring the seat down, I saw lots of ’skid marks’ in it. It was disgusting! I was dying to go to the loo, but there was no way I was going to use it now after this palaver!
Then I dreamed I was in a casino and I was on the roulette wheel. I was throwing lots of money at it. There were a group of men watching me and they were implying they were the best and I was going to lose everything. I bet everything on green. The ball started circling the wheel. It must have gone round 50 times! Then it slowed down and landed in green!! Jackpot!!! I was so excited and smug and all the men were angry because I had won!
My last dream wasn’t a dream. It was sleep paralysis! I hate having this. It’s happened to me a few times recently. I was in my bedroom with my eye mask on. I wanted to move and wake up. I kept trying to move my arms, remove the eye mask, sit up…. none of this was happening. Every time I tried to remove my eye mask, another one appeared. It was the ’never ending eye mask saga!’ I tried to put the pillows on the floor and throw myself out of bed. I couldn’t do this either. Every time I thought I was finally awake, I was still in sleep paralysis. The same things happened over and over again. It was impossible to wake up! Eventually I did wake up and I felt so drowsy and sick. I knew a large coffee was needed at this point.
The first dream was a bit amusing. I have never seen or experienced anything like this. A toilet that can be raised or lowered?? It was really gross seeing all the remains of someone else’s being. I am pretty good at gambling, especially at poker and slots. I haven’t ever bet on a roulette wheel before. Something tells me it would be a bad idea to. As my mum always said, ‘what happens in your dreams are the opposite in reality’. So I’m guessing I would lose everything if I go by her saying. Sleep paralysis was horrible! Usually I hear noises or feel the presence of someone. It didn’t happen this time. Just impossible to wake up. I don’t know why some things repeated themselves when I was suffering. I’m just glad to be up now, with my extra large coffee in hand!
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