Trading Masks
Infinite Altitude.
"Knock Knock." Wonder Woman opened the door to give the Trick or Treaters, on this 2018 Halloween, some candy. She looked at the Evil Queen from Once Upon A Time (on ABC) & said, "Nice Costume." Regina Mills replied, "You Too." Diana Prince screamed, "What The Hell?" So, the mother of Henry added, "Love Your Non-Playable Character (NPC) Mask." This Social Justice Warrior Lady pondered, "What's an NPC?" She attacked, "What Mask? This is My Face." The sister of the Wicked Witch of the East, from the Wizard of Oz, returned, "Are You Sure It Doesn't Come Off?"
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Megyn Kelly is thinking, "Good thing I'm not NPC." Oh, speaking of blondes, Britney Spears was like, "Oops I did it again, I made you believe that you were more than just an NPC." One of the thought bubbles was invaded by China. Where in the world is China not? China has been invading Hollywood. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Can you find Waldo? Better yet, can you find Oatmeal & Rita Repulsa of the Power Rangers, in this picture? Is Buffy The Vampire Slayer in a new relationship with Neo, Bruce Lee, & Captain Hook of Peter Pan, all at the same time? Is Harry Potter & Austin Powers my real parents? Taylor Swift is thinking, "Look at what you made me do. I'm about to burn this whole place down, thanks to Kanye West." Mr. T is pointing his finger, "I don't pity the NPC Fool." Super Girl is dying to say to Super Man, like that Michael Jordan Mia Hamm Basketball Soccer Song, "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better. I Can Do Anything Better Than You." Nike agrees, "Just do it." What is Indiana Jones doing? Katy Perry is holding a flag. Madonna is thinking, "I have thought a lot about blowing up the White House of All Memes."
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And here I thought I was the only one dragging a bit of npc humor onto steemit. beep boop.
Awesome.
I've been suffering a headache all day.
Actually a migraine.
My fault, near Seattle, my room is usually too cold in the morning. Was working, installing air conditioners today. Over 14 hours later, I'm still in pain, but I've found comfort in music & people like Lauren Daigle in You Say which features a reoccurring sunset as the camera moves around her.
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I've been encouraging to people, likewise when they're down. I'm reminded of the value of a smile as it does help more than we know when we are not down. Also, memes are the best for so many reasons. Upvoted.
orange man bad.
Yup. He is bad. Just kidding.
I was banned off Facebook again for another 30 days until Saturday, the 17th of November, 2018, the 4th or so time I've been put on timeout, the Facebook Prison in 2018, this year. I've been terminated, banned, disabled, shadow banned, removed, many times, so many times, the past few years off Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Theology Online, Linkedin, my profile accounts, pages, groups, etc, for things protected under the Fair Use & Safe Harbor acts, laws, according to U.S. law which also has Antitrust. Here is what I wrote to Facebook:
My Response to Facebook:
The photo contained a quote from Hitler. So, the picture I posted was historical, which is protected under the Fair Use Act under U.S. Law. You violated that by putting me in Facebook Jail. Why are you putting me in Timeout for educating people? Are you against the Safe Harbor Act and is Facebook now a Publisher and not a Platform?
Not Delivered:
Facebook will not even let me respond:
" How would we pay for all of the free stuff?"
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