#60 Daily Jokes from @palui

in #jokes6 years ago

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Gravity

A tourist from Indonesia was traveling in New York, USA. On that day, he passed the Empire State Building, one of the tallest buildings in the world. The tourist admired the building for a long time without realizing it suddenly a stranger reprimanded him.

"Hi... beautiful building ya..." said the stranger.

"Yes... very beautiful and very tall." replied the tourist.

The strange man then said "Hey .. you know not if you jump from the top floor window, you can float because the gravity is so small."

Of course the tourists do not just believe "Ah... where is it possible.. gravity everywhere is the same.. you do not mock me..!!"

In a defiant tone the stranger responded to the tourist. "If you do not believe me.. look at me, I'll go into this Empire building and jump from the top window."

After a long wait, finally the strange man was seen in the top floor window of the Empire State Building waving his hand at the tourist... and the stranger jumped... and right... he was flying!!!

The tourist wondered if the true gravity up there was smaller enough to float in his heart.

After about 1-2 minutes hovering over there, the stranger returns to the window and meets the tourist again, *"Well.. how..?? I do not lie..." said the stranger.

The tourist still amazed, "yes.. you are not lying... but how can that be?"

The stranger said "I told you, gravity up there is smaller... how.. you want to try???"

Hesitantly the tourist nodded his head..

The stranger waited under him and the tourist finally got up there and waved his hand at the stranger. In the heart of the tourist still hesitate.. is it true gravity here is smaller.. then he made a decision with a benchmark... if that guy can why I do not.

The tourist jumps... and... it turns out the tourist falling down can not float... and he died instantly.

Then people crowded around the dead tourist and soon the New York police came and saw the man near the dead tourist.

The New York Police who knew this strange man shook his head and said, "Superman, how many times have I told you... do not go too far to joke about the tourists here..."


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Best Regards,

@palui

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