#27 Daily Jokes from @palui
Hacker love letters
If your heart is a System, then I will scan you to know which port is open So there is no doubt when I c:>nc-l-o-v-e to your heart, but I just dare to ping behind anonymouse proxy, like a loser or I'm a real loser, whatever!
If your heart is a System, I want to take advantage of your vulnerabilities, use PHP injection Keep me ls -la; find / -perm 777 -type d, so I know if in your heart there is a folder that can be written or is there any free space for me?
Do I have to plug in a backdor "Remote Connect-Back Shell" so I'm just waiting for a connection from you, so I'm not languishing like this.If your heart is a System, when all my requests received I will nogkrong continue in bugtraq to find out your latest bug so I will always patch and pacth, I'll keep your service do not crash and I'll be your firewall I'll install portsentry, and setting the pagemu error "The page can not be found Coz Has Been Owned by Someone get out!" I promise there will be no macelinious programs or hidden services, because I love you very much and love you.
If your heart is a System, do not have the word "You dont have permission to access it" for me, if not in ping flood Or DDos Attack! You must be the angel of my savior.
Suppose your heart is a System...?
But unfortunately your heart is not a System, you are the angel of my dreams, which has disrupted my system!
Someday I'll come and say that in my heart has been infected with a virus that Displaced, no anti-virus that can deny it besides you.
More Daily Jokes from @palui:
Joke 01 | Joke 02 | Joke 03 | Joke 04 | Joke 05 | Joke 06 | Joke 07 | Joke 08 | Joke 09 | Joke 10 | Joke 11 | Joke 12 | Joke 13 | Joke 14 | Joke 15 | Joke 16 | Joke 17 | Joke 18 | Joke 19 | Joke 20 | Joke 21 | Joke 22 | Joke 23 | Joke 24 | Joke 25 | Joke 26
This is so hilarious bro...
Thank you..
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