#7 Daily Jokes from @palui
Smoking for fear of death
Wife: "Read carefully on this article, smoking cigarettes is a huge danger to health."
"There's a scientist saying, smoking a cigarette reduces people's lives by 6 minutes, so I think you'd better start smoking completely."Husband: "It's okay you talk so, you want to hurt me huh?"
Wife: "I'm treating you to stop smoking I mean you love your body, but instead I'm accused of harming you."
Husband: "You do not read the contents of the article further, he said people who do not smoke when smoking cigarettes in the air, then the danger will be much greater than people who smoke.
My coworkers in the office smoke everything, I'm the only one who does not smoke, finally the wretched me. Precisely because I'm afraid to die then I smoke a cigarette, you know what?"Wife: "Then every day you buy me and your daughter each pack of cigarettes, we will start smoking now!"
Husband: "....?% + € $ & @! ...."
More daily Jokes @palui:
Joke 1-Joke 2-Joke 3-Joke 4-Joke 5-Joke 6
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