#2 Daily Jokes from @palui
The difference of Ophthalmologist and Obstetrician
The Bean asked his friend the Bruno: what's the difference between an ophthalmologist and an obstetrician?
The Bruno replied: "The eye doctor checks all eyes of patients who seek treatment, be it female, male, or transvestite, while the patient's obstetrician is only a woman".
The Bean: "False".
The Bruno: So what's the answer?
The Bean: The difference is how to open with his finger, if the ophthalmologist opens the patient's eye with a vertical, while the obstetrician is horizontal.
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