#20 Daily Jokes from @palui

in #jokes6 years ago (edited)

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Einstein (E) and Mr. Bean (B) is on a flight.

To pass the time, Einstein invited Mr. Bean guessing games.

  • E: If you can not answer my question, you have to pay $ 5. If I can not answer your question, I pay $ 500. How?

  • B: Okay then!

  • E: what is the distance of the earth to the moon?

  • Without thinking, Mr. Bean took out his wallet and gave $ 5 to Einstein who immediately took it while laughing victory..

  • B: Now it's my turn. What if going up the hill using 3 feet, if going down hill using 4 feet?

  • Einstein thought hard. because he had not found the answer, he immediately took out his laptop. Searching on google. Then call super genius friends at his club.
    After an hour has not been answered, Einstein finally gave up. and paid $ 500 to Mr. Bean.

  • Mr. Bean just smiled a little.

  • Einstein seems still curious.

  • E: By the way, what if going up a hill using 3 feet and if it goes down hill using 4 feet, Bean?

  • Without talking, Mr. Bean took out his wallet again and handed it to Einstein $ 5


More Daily Jokes from @palui:

Joke 01 | Joke 02 | Joke 03 | Joke 04 | Joke 05 | Joke 06 | Joke 07 | Joke 08 | Joke 09 | Joke 10 | Joke 11 | Joke 12 | Joke 13 | Joke 14 | Joke 15 | Joke 16 | Joke 17 | Joke 18 | Joke 19

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Best Regards,

@palui

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