#46 Daily Jokes from @palui

in #jokes6 years ago (edited)

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Safe from AIDS

3 Prisoners are facing the death penalty. By prison wardens they are given the freedom to choose their type of punishment:

  1. Shot dead
  2. Hanged
  3. Injected with AIDS virus
  • The first prisoner said, "Shoot me in the head!" (Dor .... he immediately dies).

  • The next prisoner asks, "Just hang me!" (Sret .... he immediately died too).

  • The last prisoner asked, "Inject me with the AIDS Virus!"
    They gave him the first shot and the prisoner even burst out laughing. The guards are confused and wonder, is there something wrong?
    So the presoner asked for another injection, then the prison guard did it. Now the prisoner is more laughing until it rolls on the floor.

  • Finally the warden's leader asked him, "Why you
    even laugh out loud? Are you not afraid of AIDS? "

  • The prisoner replied, "HA ... ha ... ha .... You're all stupid! I'm wearing a condom!"


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