#42 Daily Jokes from @palui

3 drachula

There are 3 Dracula Smith, Rhome and Thom, they make the competition, who is the most violent and sadistic.

Smith can be a chance first.
Suddenly he run as fast as lightning, after 2 minutes later he returned.
His face was covered in blood, his grin crackly.
He said, "You see the village opposite the hill?"
Rhome and Thom nodded, "Yes, see."
"The village is... gone!" Smith said.

Rhome felt challenged.
He also went as fast as lightning, after 1 minute he returned, his face was also full of blood.
"You see that city?", He said, his face showing full of pride.
"Yes, we saw it", Smith and Thom nodded as well.
"The city is gone too!", Rhome said with a grim laugh, "Hua ha ha hah!".

Thom also did not want to lose.
Finally he also run as fast as lightning. Smith and Rhome were taken aback, for less than half a minute he was back, full of blood on his face and his eyes.
Smith and Rhome said in their hearts, "This crazy dracula... very sadistic, it turns out he's the greatest."
While panting he said, "You see a power pole around the corner there?"
"Yes, we see it!", Says Smith and Rhom
"Damn, I was bumping him !!" Thom said.

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