#31 Daily Jokes from @palui

Princess of Frogs

One day a programmer was crossing the street and then a frog called him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a week."

The programmer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles and puts it back into his pocket.

The frog then shouted, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do what you want." Once again the Programmer took the frog out, smiled and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What happened? I told you that I'm a beautiful princess and I'll stay with you for a week and do whatever you want. Why do not you want to kiss me?"

The programmer said, "Look, I'm a programmer, I do not have time for a girlfriend, but having a talking frog is cool!"

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