#41 Daily Jokes from @palui

in #jokes6 years ago

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Cowboy's Losing Horse

A Cowboy travels with his horse. He then stopped in an old town, where the occupants are former shoplifters. Although until now, they still like shoplifting, especially foreigners.

The Cowboy came into the bar, after tying his horse outside. He ordered a cold beer. And he drank it all at once.

After paying a few dollars to the barman, he went out to continue the journey. But he was so surprised, when he saw his horse was not where it should or was missing. Obviously the cowboy was furious.

He reentered the bar and shouted, "Who stole my horse ?!" No answer was heard.

All the bar visitors pretended not to know. "I asked again, who stole my horse ?!" The atmosphere of the bar was silent, and some of the visitors seemed to be getting restless.

"Okay, okay, I'll have another beer, then I'll leave this bar If that horse has not come back yet... I'll repeat what I've done in Texas I'll do it again, although in fact I do not like it! "

Hearing the ultimatum, several people ran out of the bar with a frightened face.

Calmly, Cowboy ordered another beer, then drank it down. After he came out of the bar, he smiled because his horse was already in its place.

the Barman then approached the Cowboy.
He said, "Well, your horse is back, thank God there is no bloodshed here, I'm sorry about this city."

"Yes, please do not do it again next time," replied the Cowboy as he mounted his horse.

"Then may I know what you've done in Texas?" the barman asked because he was curious

"Ooohhh," said the Cowboy with a smile, "When in Texas I have to go home by walking because my horse is also missing."


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@palui

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