#49 Daily Jokes from @palui

Military aircraft lost control

A plane of military goods flying over the settlement suddenly lost power and began to swoop down. The pilot tried to raise the aircraft's nose again, but the plane was too heavy because of the amount of goods being transported.

He also shouted to the soldiers to dispose of the existing items for the plane lighter. Then they throw the gun. "Throw another thing!" the pilot yelled. Then they threw the gun. "Again!" he yelled again. They dumped the missiles, and eventually the pilot could control the plane again.

Long story short, finally they can land safely. They climbed into the jeep and drove. Not long after, they met a child on the roadside who was crying. They asked him why he was crying, and he replied, "A gun fell on my head!"

They drive again and meet another child who is crying louder than before. They asked why the child was crying, and the boy replied, "A gun fell on my head!"
They apologized and continued the journey.

They meet a child who laughs out loud. They asked him, "Child, what's so funny?"
The child replied, "I sneeze and a house explodes!"

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