#47 Daily Jokes from @palui

Since First Fart

A married couple, one day the husband wants to give surprise to his wife.

The husband said to his wife: "Honey, let's go, but your eyes must be closed...!"

"Why should I close my eyes honey?" said his wife.

"Anyway there is a surprise for you...."

They leave by taxi, when they reach the place they go down, then the husband invites his wife into a new house that is used as a surprise for his wife, but the husband still has not allowed his wife to open the blindfold.

It turns out the wife wants to fart, but because it is still ashamed with her husband, the wife pretended to please take a drink.

"Honey, please give me a drink...!"

Her husband then went out a drink, at the moment her husband left, the wife farted.

"Tuuuuuut..."

When the husband came to bring drinks, it turns out the wife still wants to fart, finally he told her husband.

"Honey, the drink is not sweet, please add sugar again...."

The husband goes again to add sugar to his wife's drink, at the moment her husband leaves, the wife farted again.

"Tuuuuuut..."

Then the husband came again to give a drink, but it turns out the wife still want to fart again, finally with the heart of the wife asked for sugar added again, at the moment the husband left, his wife farted again.

"Tuuuuuut...."

Finally the wife was relieved to have finished her fart wishes.

When the husband arrived and handed over the drink, then the husband opened the blindfold of his wife, the wife was surprised because it was at home many people and beside him was his father-in-law.

She shyly asked her father-in-law, "Oh Dad, have you been here a long time?"

Then the father-in-law replied, "It's been a long time since the first fart..."

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