#36 Daily Jokes from @palui

Employee Entry Heaven

There was an accident that killed all workers of a distributor in one branch after coming home in an office event, then they were asked one by one by angels:

• Angels: "Who are you?"
  Warehouseman: "I am a Warehouseman"
  Angels: "You go to hell!"
  Warehouseman: "Why?"
  Angels: "Just hell.Your time is less screaming stuff, you shift your excess stuff silently."

• Angels: "Who are you?"
  CS: "I am Customer Service"
  Angels: "You go to hell!"
  CS: "Why?"
  Angels: "Because you often make the client wait too long and likes to lie.There goes to hell!"

• Angels: "You Staff Admin huh?"
  Staff Admin: "Yes, I go to heaven huh?"
  Angels: "Any way, you often make sales difficult, you go to hell!"

• Angels: "Who are you?"
  Branch Manager: "I am Branch Head, my position is high so I go to heaven huh?"
  Angels: "Whose word are you in hell for leading them in an unrighteous way, just go to hell!"

After that the angel closed the door of hell... Before it closed there was still one person who was Marketing (sales), then called him by angel:

• Angels: "Hey you're here, who are you?"
  Marketing: "I am Marketing (sales)... before I was told to go to hell what I can choose which hell?"
  Angel: "Oh so you're marketing? Do not pretend, you go to heaven !!"
  Marketing: "Why, how come?"
  Angels: "BECAUSE THE LIVING MARKETING IN THE WORLD IS LIKE HELL, TARGETED!"

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@palui