#26 Daily Jokes from @palui

in #jokes • 6 years ago

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Search for a wife based on computer character

Joni, a computer expert, believes the ideal woman to become a wife must meet the Criteria: COMPATIBLE, UPGRADABLE, MULTI-TASKING, USER-FRIENDLY and have an interesting INTERFACE as well as ERGONOMIC.

Joni is less supportive of interfaith marriages, according to her Religion is basically an OPERATING SYSTEM where the teachings set in it are NATIVE APPLICATION that is more fitting for a certain kind of OS.

Joni's single period ended after she met with Vienna, the girl whom she considered fulfilled the criteria set. But unfortunately, their marriage did not live long after Joni knew Vienna has a special character that can not be eliminated, namely: MULTI-USER

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@palui

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