#8 Daily Jokes from @palui

Jhoni Wants to go to Heaven

The teacher is teaching religious subjects at the elementary school on paradise.

• Teacher: "Children ... who wants to go to heaven?"
• Students: "me... me..." (each child on shout except Jhoni who was asleep in the back).
• Teacher: "The one who wants to go to heaven raise his hand"
• Students: "me..." (together the students raised their hands except Jhoni).
• Teacher: "The one who wants to go to heaven let's stand ..."
• Then the students on the stand except Jhoni because he is still asleep.
• Then the teacher approached the Jhoni and then woke him up. the teacher then asks Jhoni.
• Teacher: "Jhoni do you want to go to heaven or not?"
• Jhoni: "Of course!"
• Teacher: "Then why do not you stand up?"
• Jhoni: "It will go to Heaven now sir?"
• Teacher: * # @%@-# &@&1&*

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More Daily Jokes from @palui:
Joke 1 | Joke 2 | Joke 3 | Joke 4 | Joke 5 | Joke 6 | Joke 7

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@palui