#4 Daily Jokes from @palui

in #jokes6 years ago

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Logical Girl and Mathematical Girl

There are two girls, one of them MATHEMATIC (M) and the other way of thinking is LOGIC (L).

They both walked back through the dark road, and the distance from their house was still quite far away. After a while they walk !!

M: Did you notice, there was a man walking us after about thirty-eight and a half minutes ago? I am afraid he has bad intentions.

L: That's a logical thing. He wants to rape us.

M: Oh no, with our walking speed like this, within 15 minutes he will catch us. What should we do.

L: There is only 1 logical way we have to do, ie run faster.

M: That does not help much, how ya !?

L: Of course it does not help, Logically if we walk faster he will also speed up his path.

M: Then what should we do? With our speed like this he will manage to capture us within two and a half minutes ...

L: There's only one logical step we have to do .. You go the way to the left and I go the right way. so he can not follow both of us and only the one he followed.

After the two girls split up, the man was following the girl's step using logic (L). While the mathematic Girl (M) arrived home first and she was worried about her friend's safety. But, not how long later, Logic Girl (L) came.

M: Oh thank God .. You arrive safely. Uh, how did your experience followed by the man earlier?

L: After we parted he followed me.

M: Yes .. yes .. But what happens next with you?

L: In accordance with the logic I immediately ran as hard as possible and the man also ran as hard as I pursue.

M: And ... and ..

L: In accordance with the logic he managed to approach me in the dark!

M: Then .. What are you doing?

L: There is only one logical thing I can do, that is, I lift my skirt ..

M: Oh ... So what did he do?

L: In accordance with logic ... He lowered his pants ...

M: Oh no ... Then what happened then?

L: The logical thing is not, if the girl who lifts her skirt runs faster than the man who runs while pulling down his pants ... I finally get away from him.

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Best Regards,

@palui

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