#17 Daily Jokes from @palui

15 Tips in the Elevator

1. When you are alone with strangers, jerk her shoulders! Then you pretend to look elsewhere.

2. Press the elevator button then you pretend to be electrocuted. Smile, then.. repeat again.

3. Put on a grinning face while holding your head and swear: Silence, everything is silent!

4. Use your phone to call Psychologist and ask if he knows what floor you are on right now?

5. Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

6. Move your desk into the elevator. If anyone signs in, ask if they've made an appointment?

7. Spread the chessboard on the elevator floor and take the people, maybe someone will play.

8. Put a package in the corner, if anyone comes in, ask if they hear a tick... tick... tick...

9. You pretend to be a flight attendant! Show flight safety procedures as in airplanes.

10. When the door closes, announce to people. Relax, do not panic, it will open again anymore!

11. Open your bag, while looking into the bag, ask: The air is not enough there?

12. Silence and do not move at all in the corner of the elevator, facing the wall, never get out.

13. Bring a doll, use the doll to chat with people near you.

14. Listen to the sound in the elevator wall with a stethoscope.

15. Make a line on the floor around you using chalk, then say: This is my region

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Best Regards,

@palui