#37 Daily Jokes from @palui

in #jokes6 years ago

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How to fly a plane

Tony worked as a sweeper, one day he was told to clean his plane boss. Tony so diligent to immediately clean the plane.

Fitting again cleaning the pilot room, Tony looked at the book that he titled "HOW TO BUILD AIRCRAFT" So eager, Tony immediately opened the first page of the book.

On the first page Tony read the words "TO ROLE THE MACHINE, PRESS THE RED BUTTON"

Tony is more curious immediately press the red button. It turns out the engine is on. Tole proceeds to the next page.

On the page it says "TO RUN THE AIRCRAFT, PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON" Tony instantly presses the green button and the plane runs.

Tony had panicked when the plane nearly crashed into the airport fence. Then quickly open page 3.

It says "FOR TAKE OFF, PRESS THE YELLOW BUTTONS".

Tony immediately hit the yellow button and the plane went flying.

"Yihaaaa, I can fly" (shouting yelling because so much fun)

It was late that Tony intended to land the plane.
when he wanted to open the next page the Tony was surprised to read the final page of its contents .. "TO LANDING AIRCRAFT, BUY BOOKS EDITION 2 IN THE NEAREST BOOKS STORE"


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Best Regards,

@palui

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