#11 Daily Jokes from @palui

21 benefits of cigarettes

1. Passive smokers are more dangerous than active smokers, so to reduce the risk is actively smoking.

2. Avoid of evil deeds because never found people who kill, steal and fight while smoking.

3. Reduce the risk of death; in the news never met the person who died in the smoking position.

4. Doing good; if someone is willing to borrow a match at least is ready / not to disappoint people who want to borrow.

5. Good for pleasantries / familiarity; If you meet people for example at the Stop we can offer cigarettes. If the bases offer extravagant money.

6. Provide jobs for cigarette workers, doctors, traders, ashtray makers, packaging factories and cough medicine companies.

7. Can be for reasons to add salary because there is a post for cigarettes and the risk of hollow clothes hit by cigarettes.

8. Can add to the atmosphere of the countryside / nature for air-conditioned room with the smoke, so as if foggy.

9. Eliminate the smell of perfume room for the allergic smell of perfume.

10. If the car broke down due to no spark plug, then it is ready fire.

11. Help the Family Planning program and reduce the deviation because it is said that smoking can cause impotence.

12. Exercise patience and add to the spirit of never giving up because for beginners smoking is not easy; coughing and choking but still continued (for graduating).

13. For health indicators; usually people who are sick must be banned smoking first. So that smoking is definitely a healthy person.

14. Adding pleasure: drinking coffee in the afternoon and eating cake is delicious. Moreover, plus smoking!

15. The sign that the day is morning, we must hear the chickens smoking.

16. Anti-thief, the sound of heavy cough smokers at night is efficacious to repel criminals.

17. Help shooting cruel films, cigarettes used criminals to pearcing whiz who tied to the chair... "hahaha suffering is poignant commander!!"

18. Movie cowboy must be more stylish if smoking while riding a horse, because if while throwing away the nose dirt difficult.

19. Faithful devoted friends.

20. Instead of paper punctures during emergency.

21. Make ageless, because supposedly people who smoked heavily not to old is dead first lung cancer. Another fact... about 30% of people dying in the world are smokers. 70% are not smokers!!

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Best Regards,

@palui