#1 Daily Jokes from @palui

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Logic of Husband in Divorce Session Determining Child Custody

A Husband and Wife are attending the divorce hearing. In the trial will decide who gets custody of the child.

  • Shouting hysterically and jumping up and down the wife said: "Your Majesty, I am pregnant, delivering the baby into the world with my pain and patience !! The child must be My custody!
  • The judge then said to the husband: What is your defense against your wife's demands?
  • The husband paused, in a flat tone he said: The honorable one ... If I put a COIN to the Coca-Cola beverage machine, the engine is STOPPING, and the drink is out, according to My Beverage Justice or his Machine?

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I hope today will be fun,

@palui

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