๐ŸŒ GramNana explains the phrase, "Let the Cat Out of the Bag" ๐ŸŒ Comedy Open Mic Round #25

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Hello Dearies. Today your GramNana wants to tell you about why we use the phrase, "Let the cat out of the bag."







GramNana's friend Olivia

See, in many parts of the world, people pick their own bananas. Right out there in their own yards, they have family banana trees and can go out and pick some whenever they want!

The easiest way for people to pick bananas is to keep their hands free, so they often wear a canvas bag slung over their shoulder to put the bananas in.

Once there was a banana harvester named Stan. He was really good at picking bananas ~ he picked them quickly, but was careful to always pick ripe ones and cut the stems cleanly. He was known as Stan the Man because he had so much talent at picking bananas. And because he had a bigger canvas bag than most people used.

Oh geez, here it comes.



















What is that, Professor Dearie? Yes, here comes the story.

So Stan, the champion banana picker, had a sweet little cat named Dumpling who liked to scamper along with him while he was out in the sunshine picking bananas. One day, Stan decided he'd picked enough, but also noticed that his bag was quite heavy. He looked inside and... you'll never guess...



On the contrary, I know exactly where this story is going.

















... his cat Dumpling was inside the bag!! hahahaha
What a surprise that was for Stan! I always roll on the floor laughing when I tell this part of the story. heeheeheehee!!

So, as I said, Stan looked inside his bag and his kitty was in there. He let it out and the bag was much lighter to carry, since it only had bananas in it now.

And that's how the phrase, "Let the cat out of the bag" got started.



For crying out loud!
That is NOT...






Let me stop you right there, Professor.
For the sake of your blood pressure and so as not to hurt GramNana's feelings, let's just accept her story as she wants to tell it. Alright?






Oh, alright. hmmph.

That was a nice story, GramNana.










Thank you, Professor Dearie. I'm glad you liked it.






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Hi Gramnana, I always wondered about the origins of let the cat out of the bag. I'm delighted that you revealed the story of Stan the Man and the true origin of the phrase on the blockchain. You've done a great service to humankind.

The Internet is full of many fake stories about the origin of this phrase. I think it is because they didn't want people to know that bananas were involved in the story. By revealing it on the blockchain future generations will know the truth and no longer think that letting the cat out of the bag means revealing the secret.


oh, you've got a really good point, @emergehealthier Dearie!

I've gotta get more of my stories out on the blockchain for all posterity, so that people will know the truth, grandma-style. Then they will be preserved for posterity.

Stan the man sounds like a remarkable banana picker and loves his cat and viva versa.
What a fakulous story GramNana, about the cat in the bag and where the expression came from. ๐Ÿ™ƒ ๐Ÿ˜Š โค๏ธ



So glad you liked the story, @redheadpei Dearie. Anyone who lets his cat come along banana-picking is A-OK in my book. ๐Ÿˆ

And anyone who re-steems my stories is a special friend of GramNana. You're a sweet little banana, redhead! ๐ŸŒ

Why thank you GramNana and you are most welcome. ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐ŸŒ

It certainly was a nice story and thoroughly entertaining as well! Good to know the story of that saying and I love GramNana's version!!


So glad you liked my cat story, @deerjay Dearie. I come from a long line of storytellers, and these tales have been passed down in the oral tradition for, oh, years and years.

and any story I don't have background on, I just make up.

Moral of the story: Granny will help ya bury that body.



We grannies gotcha covered, @sharanaithal.

And if I can't do it, there's a whole bunch of banana compatriots at my back! ๐ŸŒ

See, I told you guys.

Thanks for the history GramNana.

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