Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 25

in #comedyopenmic3 years ago (edited)

Welcome to the 25th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.

Please read the contest rules here

Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo

Rules for Judges


If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.



  • Court Jester will get 35SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 0.01-5SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 30SBD
    • Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 3SBD each.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 5SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 1SBD each as a bonus prize.

This week's prize pool 75SBD

Due to the Recent drop in Steem price and a drop in post payouts, we've had to drop the prizes to ensure we continue rewarding funny people



A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.




Thank you @ausbitbank and @mineopoly who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@ausbitbank - 400 Steem, @idikuci - 208SBD, @curie - 200 Steem, @dj123 - 132SBD + 8 Steem, @carlgnash 120SBD, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 65 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 55SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 16.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @amirtheawesome1 - 28SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @groovatti - 10Steem, @profanereviews - 10SBD, @linnyplant - 6SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 6SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 8SBD, @pangoli - 7SBD, @jedi-won - 5SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 7SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 24SBD, @scan0017 - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @mourningnoodles - 2SBD, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @richjr - 1.243 SBD + 1.364 Steem, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @aaarif - 0.20 SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD, @mineopoly - 5SBD, @fromthebeginning - 4SBD, @lyndsaybowes - 23 Steem + 12.286SBD, @anouk.nox - 3 Steem, @doomsdaychassis - 1SBD, @chrisroberts - 3SBD, @mineopoly - 1 Steem


A big thank you to @pechichemena and @davemccoy who added to our delegation pool this week.

@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 1,000SP, @dj123 - 900SP, @holger80 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @gamer00 - 300SP, @buttcoins - 300SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 256SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @pechichemena - 200SP, @yesaye - 162SP, @jasonshick - 125SP, @bitfiend - 125SP,@diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @bobaphet - 100SP, @artakush - 100SP, @profanereviews - 80SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @groovatti - 50SP, @holybranches - 50SP, @anouk.nox - 50SP, @doomsdaychassis - 50SP, @davemccoy - 50SP, @johnthefelon - 40SP, @rahul.stan - 30SP, @samueldouglas - 25SP, @nobyeni - 25SP, @belemo - 20SP, @kkkkkl - 20SP, @jonsnoww - 10SP, @betavirosis - 10SP, @kayyam09 - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 9SP, @richjr - 5SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 24 and the start of Round 25 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.


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Original Content

If you believe someone has submitted an entry that is not their work, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Please note: By entering the Comedy Open Mic Contest you agree to allow Comedy Open Mic to use the content you post in its promotion. Full credit will be given to the author as well as links to the original post in cases where Comedy Open Mic opt to use your material in promotions.

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Week 25, keeping it alive.
I'm still only 1/2 way through week 24 LOL, someone keeps stealing parts of my week.

Excellent contest and I wish everyone a great fun! Thank you @comedyopenmic

Another round :) Enjoy this week judges, I'm gonna enjoy a week off ..

A well deserved week off.

You make great drawings. Perhaps on your week off if you're inspired to draw you may design... I dunno... say a Comedy Open Mic T-Shirt for Steemfest?

Just a thought.

Thank you! I can think about that if I can come up with something .. would be cool :-)

Ohhh, I am a judge on this round, so let´us me laugh a lot, from spanish to english here to know the joker.

So excited right now for my first week of judging, and now may the rib crackin begin!

An interesting contest. I also like to watch funny movies.

An interesting
Contest. I also like to
Watch funny movies.

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I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

Great!, let me go make out something 😉

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A new comedy adventure begins now. Ready, Ready, Drop the balloons. Welcome, everyone, once again.



Wow, another week to crack some ribs 😂😂. Can't wait to get on the groove.. Am really looking forward to seeing some crazy entries @comedyopenmic

Hey hey!!
Here's a brand new Steem Monsters Tavern!
Those monsters are getting wasted!

It's another beautiful week round up COM is the best, saving lives with humor I can't wait to get cracking with week 25

Hello, here is my first entry, a strong hug to the whole community and participants

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Hello, theres my 1st entry for this round.

The Steem Value

Hello this is my second entry, a strong hug to the whole community and the other participants.


Thanks for the post, comedyopenmic.

This bot runs through hundreds of posts per day selecting a small percentage of posts that have exceptional positivity.

Your post has been selected and upvoted because it has a high concentration of positive words that give feel-good vibes. Thank you for creating content that focuses on the bright side.

Your post has also been entered to be included in a daily roundup of positive posts.Please comment 'yes' or 'no' if you feel that my bot is correct in its judgement of this post. Your comments will be used to determine if this article belongs in the curated list. Over time, your feedback will be used to improve the judgement of this bot

How can we opt out of this bot?

By handing them over to the police hahahaha

😀😀😀 @josediccus do you mean steem police or patrols?

Consider it done - I'll add you to a list of users to not post to. If you don't think that the bots comment is appropriate, you can also vote 'no'. Your comments improve the bot's ability to determine what posts are appropriate to post to.

Thanks. Good luck with your bot.

"Your post has also been entered to be included in a daily roundup of positive posts.Please comment 'yes' or 'no' if you feel that my bot is correct in its judgement of this post"

is confusingly worded.
May I offer an edit?
"Your post has also been included in a daily roundup of positive posts. Please comment 'yes' if you think your post is a positive post and you would like to be included, or 'no' if you feel that your post is not a positive post. You may comment "stop" to be added to a list of users that will never be included and will receive no more comments."

Nice, I like that much better as well. The 'stop' portion will take longer to implement but wording is super easy.

Thanks for considering my feedback!

OK - apologies for taking so long, but I've implemented your request. Unfortunately, this will only work for future posts and won't be retroactive, so you'll only get spammed once more. Also, only the original poster can 'unsubscribe'. I imagine it wouldn't be fair for a user that is not the original poster to remove that posts ability to garner additional traffic and receive upvotes. Thanks again for your feedback.

This sound fun. Can't believe I hadn't heard of it before this, but I'm joinin' in now! 🍌
I read the post twice and didn't see whether to use a tag or drop a link here, so I did both. :-)
GramNana with less blue 100x137.pngGramNana talks about Letting the Cat Out of the Bag

Heres my 2nd entry to this round.

The easter eggs

My entry:
Still need to do a few edits to be within the rules

Good night for all conmunity... this is my participation in the contest. Greetings for all and special for COM.

Another round, a quarter of coupon is amazing!

Es mi priimera entrada en ingles asi que nose como va bien la vaina pues, pero hay esta de igual manera Trolls