🍌 A BANANA a day keeps the doctor away 🍌

Sir Geoffrey Bananington is the Professor of Comparative Fruit, Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University (and never lets any of us forget it). Professor B tends to rant a bit, but he means well.

There is undoubtedly an anti-banana bias that pervades our society.

One only needs to recall that totally inane saying, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.” Why do I say it's inane?

Because we all KNOW the fruit most responsible for keeping away assorted medical personnel is… The Banana.



I just gotta say, Professor, that you are super on target with that one! As the Banana Nutritionist for this blog, I can second that opinion that bananas are the healthiest fruit around, and are really, really helpful at keeping medical people at a distance.

Did you know that bananas, besides having potassium, which everybody knows about, also have lots of other good nutrients? Like Niacin, and Vitamin B6, and Magnesium. And another "M" mineral that I can't remember the name of right now, but believe me, it's somethin' that people need to be eatin'.

Really, Roxana. I hardly think that you need to remind me about what nutrients there are in bananas! I am, after all, the Professor of Comparative Fruit, Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University. When I say "I wrote the book on comparative fruit," I mean
I literally wrote the book on comparative fruit.

Sheesh.












So, back to my main point, which is how nutritious bananas are. And how we have been overlooked for centuries, and that WRONG needs to be made RIGHT.

As I see it, this can be accomplished in three ways:

• Change that insulting saying. It will now henceforth be, "A BANANA a day keeps the doctor away."
  
• Re-write all school biology and nutrition books to always list bananas as the most nutritious fruit on the planet.
• If that doesn't work, inject all apples with a bacteria so that everyone eating an apple must go to the doctor, thereby negating the saying about apples keeping people away from doctors.
  
  
  

Now hold on there just a second, Professor. Now you're gettin' into MY territory of conspiracies and manipulations that keep the people DOWN!

The Banana Collective is actually on the side of GOOD. We don't want to be causin' bad stuff to be happenin' to the people; they're lost enough as it is. I make it my business to 'red peel' them about the nefarious activities of the evil overlords; I don't want to become an evildoer!




Oh, alright. Strike that last point. There will be no injecting of any microbes into any fruits, even the over-rated, prissy apples.

I think I've made my point. I can't loiter around blogging all day, like some bananas can. I must get back to my office. There is more research to be done and, I promise you all, I will bring more banana injustices to light!

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