26 day Detox: Day 17 - Homing pigeons, men, and detoxers
What do those three have in common?
They have no need for directions, of course! And that, my friends... was sarcasm. While I wait for the male anger to die down... hehehe I'll give the normal rundown! :)
For those who haven't had a chance to read the intro (you can read it HERE if you choose), the following 26 days will be snippets of conversations -either REAL... or based on REAL conversations- that actually happened during my 26-day detox. Spoiler alert: I've already done this 26-day detox.I conquered it. I feel amazing and though it was SO WORTH IT... the comics will express my very real attitudeDURING the detox. (aka. not always so very cheerful) The lion avatar always represents me. Yes, i am a lioness -but my avatar is a lion. Just roll with it.
Now, homing pigeons - sure. I'd trust them! Men? Have you been in the car with a lost man? okkkkkkkk then.
The only thing MORE annoying than a man who refuses to ask for directions... is a DETOXER that starts the program without cracking open the manual.
And then asks a billion questions, mouth agape, hoping for the answers to be regurgitated directly into their beak like a starving, helpless baby bird!
Oh... I get it! That's kinda like you, dreemsteem! When you ask everyone to explain how steemit works to you!
So........ no. It's not like that at all. *grrrrrrrrr* It's more like what I said.
For our detox, there is a manual, and even a quick start guide for baby birds who need a little extra regurgitation. But, sometimes - even that's just too hard. Now, me??? Wellllllll, if i'm gonna put the coffee you-know-where, I'll be reading that paragraph 17 section 34B SEVERAL times.
and by several, I mean I have it memorized in 4 different languages.
But ya know.... others want the fun approach, and to that I say - to each his own! Will I help you in your time of need? of couuuuuuuuuuurse I will. Sincerely!!!!
And then I'm gonna write a post about you. tee hee hee.
(Disclaimer: These posts are NOT the detox program, and in no way, is this meant to replace the actual detox program! It is also not medical advice!! Please do not treat it as such. Only do a detox after researching which one is best for you and consult your physician before proceeding with any detox program!!!) It's only meant to be funny and hopefully entertaining observations about my OWN experience on the 26- day detox program. I tried my best to balance humor (and whining) with encouragement (and cracking the whip). If you don't get some of the jokes … or if you just have questions... I love comments! Ask away!
OMG, you sound like my sister and your "friend" sounds like her bestie, they just both had surgery as they have both been obese there whole lives, my sister went in wholeheartedly, started researching two years before the procedure, follwed everything pre and post to the tea, food preps like a pro etc. and is now 55kg light with only another 20kg to get to her perfect weight, her bestie, on the other hand, did zero research, continues to drink as much if not more than she did pre surgery and has lost less than half that with another 50kg to go... Its all in the prep and determination I think.
As for this post, it is not what I was expecting, very pleasantly so, I was expecting a detox post, but this is hilarious! Found a new person to follow! Thanks for the laugh, now to check out older ones lol
Hahahahaha! I knowwwwww so many people are turned away by the boring "blahhhhhh I'm on a detox" but it really is more comic relief with a bit of "heyyyyy a detox really is good for you" slipped in there 😂
I'm so glad you took the time to go past the title!!! Heehehhee maybe my next post title should be day 18: this is NOT a detox, it's a comic and a chuckle. Hehhehehe
I hope you enjoy a few of the other earlier detox posts as you peruse! Hehehhee
haha that may pull more people into a well deserving post. Its pretty hiliarious.
Hahahhahaa well actually today's post is all about the benefits of coconut! Hahaha so maybe the title should be..." Coconuts: great uses OTHER than covering your boobs with the shells"
Nah, too long hehehhee
LAMO!!! Just leave off the "with the shells" and you have a potential winner
Oh my gosh! I just checked out your server!!! The title of my post (that I started writing last night) was ACTUALLY go go go co power!!
And then I saw your go go gadget!!!! Hahahahhaa we we're on the same wavelength!!!
But. I think I AM gonna change the title to the coconut boob one... Cuz it's totally giving me the giggles hehehee
See what we've done??? Inspiration I say!!!! Lolol
By the way... CONGRATS to your sister!!!!! And yep! Prep and mindset!! I believe that's the secret to success! :)
Thank you! She joined steemit as @beenathinkin and she's been a thinkin about posting but hasn't yet, so quite apt lol.
Tell her to change her name to @post-already
Maybe her name change will direct her mindset hahahahhaahaa
There are definitely at least two types of people. Those of us who spend weeks beforehand familiarizing ourselves with every last detail. And the ones who wing it (grr).
hahahaha right! and i don't mind if you wing it. just don't ask me to read the manual to you as a bedtime story!!!
LOLOLOLOL cuz I DID MY HOMEWORK. you go do yours! LOL
but in all fairness - somethings i do kinda scan over and wing it (if i understand the principle) i guess it depends on a lot of things hehehe
Ok to wing it if you understand the principle. It's the relying in others that's annoying. We agree again!
greeeeeeeat miiiiiinds.... ;)