26 day detox: Day 1
For those who haven't had a chance to read the intro (you can read it HERE if you choose), the following 26 days will be snippets of conversations -either REAL... or based on REAL conversations- that actually happened during my 26-day detox. Spoiler alert: I've already done this 26-day detox. I conquered it. I feel amazing and though it was SO WORTH IT... the comics will express my very real attitude DURING the detox. (aka. not always so very cheerful) The lion avatar always represents me. Yes, i am a lioness -but my avatar is a lion. Just roll with it.
Without further ado... Day 1.
but.... but... she said she had a quart of coffee. and she didn't drink it. I don't understand...
aaaaaaand... maybe you shouldn't. maybe you should take this opportunity to scratch your head and choose to not engage any further. LOL just walk away now. I won't even mention these comics to you again.
because there are some practices on this detox that are quite.... hmmmm how shall i put this delicately? probing.
yes - probing is a good word. and some are probably borderline TMI. Well, in my defense - this journal was INITIALLY written for people who were on the detox with me... so that we could share a horrified laugh and shake our heads in disbelief at the things to which we willingly subjected our innocent (no longer) bodies! However, this POST is most vulnerably written for people who are genuinely curious and want to be able to know what to REALLY expect, should they consider doing a 26 day detox of this nature. (with a doctor's approval, of course. Please don't just jump into anything haphazardly.)
Back to the coffee.
I can assure you that I did indeed "have" a quart of coffee. My body DID use it quite efficiently. (through the hepatic duct, to be precise!) If you're REALLY curious - just go ahead and google Max Gerson & coffee.
(gasp. HELLOOOOO!)
yeah... it took me a while to warm up to the idea. (chuckle chuckle chuckle) but once I did, it made a believer out of me. Although I didn't ingest the liquid in a ahem... typical fashion... I did still get quite the boost of energy! LOL (some do, some don't.) Personally, I'm also especially susceptible to things that other people aren't? When I got my iron infusions in the past (NOT detox related), I was one of the few who had the ability to taste the liquid going through my blood, though it didn't come in contact with my tastebuds. (tastes like metallic molasses. true.) I'm pretty sure that makes me an Avenger. Or at least one of the X-men. It's a strange ability, but a small percentage of people can perceive these tastes when liquids are administered intravenously. I think maybe because of this sensitivity - I was also extremely aware of a distinct feeling of lymphatic-like drainage in my throat and upper chest, when my "coffee time" was over. Really odd - but very, very cool.
For someone who is ALREADY ON a 26 day detox (or another detox that uses this as a practice), I certainly can't tell you what to do. Nor do I want to. But the overwhelming consensus of people who added this practice to their detox regimen - was "why didn't I do this SOONER???" so.. go figure. Coffee! Who knew?
Anywho! Should you choose to engage these 26-day detox comics further.. I will always be willing to delicately answer questions in the comments. or not. i reserve the right to ignore any comment that displeases me LOL
once again... important disclaimer...
(Disclaimer: These posts are NOT the detox program, and in no way, is this meant to replace the actual detox program! It is also not medical advice!! Please do not treat it as such. Only do a detox after researching which one is best for you and consult your physician before proceeding with any detox program!!!) It's only meant to be funny and hopefully entertaining observations about my OWN experience on the 26- day detox program. I tried my best to balance humor (and whining) with encouragement (and cracking the whip). If you don't get some of the jokes … or if you just have questions... I love comments! Ask away!
(deadpan) I don't get it... where did the coffee go?
Ok I do NOT truly LoL but I snorted my water out my nose at your last line... and the takeaway is "No More water when reading Dreemsteem's post" its just better that way.
seriously funny... and well how do I say this...
"My condolences. What a waste of some perfectly good coffee."
It’s actually a very efficient way to drink coffee truth be told.
Well you still have me lost cuz no "drinking" was happening 😂😂😂😂😂
Believe me I know lol, shall we leave it at absorbing fluid metaphorically(drinking)
I am laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!
Well.... Where do I begin. Lolol
First I will tell you there was a man in our group... Funny as funny could be. Who did LOSE his coffee. And we couldn't breathe we were laughing so hard!!!!!!
Not only did he lose the coffee..... But he lost the quart of water that goes first.
And when he said "umm excuse me everyone. I never saw the water or coffee again. Where did it go?" I am telling you ... I couldn't see the screen through the tears....
So Rev. I'm not gonna tell you. Use your Google lololol but if you choose to not look just yet... More clues will be given in a later comic hahahhaha
And @genxrev .... That coffee was NOT wasted!!!! Lololol it was designed SPECIFICALLY for this purpose. 😂😂😂😂😂 And it did exactly what it was supposed to do!!!! Lololol
yup thought so... googled it... just what I thought... wished I didn't... too &^#&* late to take it back...
So it was a freeing experience then.
hey - you changed your avatar! hehehe i like it!
freeing. moving. yes to all.
and it was a daily experience. aye yi yi. LOL though surprisingly - like i said - who knew!?!?! it kinda came as a shock to everyone and as SOON as someone finally broke down and braved through it ... the next post in the forum was ALWAYS "oh my gosh! why was i so scared - this was amazing and i encourage EVERYONE who hasn't tried it to try it!!!"
but i could tell you stories. you would be laughing for hours. LOLOLOLOL I HAD NO STORIES. LOL but i laughed at quite a few hehehehe
Yes an intravenous infusion of coffee always goes well!!
hahahahaha ummmmmm yes. wink wink intravenous!!!! yes! that's the route the coffee took!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL
either you are too much of a gentleman to say what you know.... or you didn't google what I told you to google.
but we won't say. let's keep it our little secret, shall we? :)
Wait a second... I think I know what you're talking about... ewwwww. (I'm too scared to Google it.)
i'm laughing so hard!!!! LOL and now i'm completely lost - from bear grylls up there to being afraid to googling it.. LOL (i didn't say look for pictures!!!! LOLOLOL)
Hahaha if you look at my profile picture, it might give you a suggestion as to why I didn’t need to google it, but i still know exactly what you did.
Lets just say that bear grylls did it to have a drink of water in one of his documentaries ;) but needless to say its a very effective way to have a gallon of coffee!! Your secret is safe with me “trust me”
hahahahahaha noooooooooooo! i know what bear grylls did!!!! LOLOLOL (at least i think i know what you're talking about LOLOLOL)
i think its tamer than bear grylls LOL and don't worry - it's only one quart LOL
Lol i could just imagine your
Could have been a rather long time for a gallon, but it does sound way cooler ;)
Your post certainly has everyones attention now. I wonder how many people just want to google it now just to see what it really is. Or they are searching for Bear Grylls drinking water. Now i wonder if they have images like that on pixabay lol.
I think we best leave it at this and let everyones creative juices get the better of them :)
Well all I know is.... As soon as I post this I'm going to follow you. Cuz I need your comments for every day from.here on out..you don't even have to upvote me! Just come to talk to.me cuz this is totally entertaining!!!!! Lololol
Thanks!! Are you sure you could handle me on a daily basis lol
You have actually given me a great idea thanks to your post. I’m developing a protocol and i could have it as part of it
The other thing as well we should give starbucks a run for their money and open a starbacks or dreemsteem coffee (r)(Tm) and charge Steem ofcourse.
Sorry - i went to eat dinner LOL and NOW i'm following you! of COURSE we would charge steem!!!! this is an amazing idea hahahaha
and.... did bear grylls really do this?!?!?!?!?! LOLOLOLOLOLOL and now that i think about it - ummmm. yeah i guess that does make sense in a way. bypass any bacteria getting into the stomach! and.. well. very absorptive. LOLOL i'm laughing so hard. oh my gosh!!!!
I had already twigged by "What? On a detox?" and was sniggering away. But I'm flummoxed by your man who lost the quart of coffee and the quart of water! What the heck?
poor guy!!!! well. he hadn't been drinking enough water.
so.
his body "drank" it for him. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Hahahaha, I love it you had me cracking there with your funny, candid, yet tactful approach!
I have heard of that method but never applied it. I will search for Max Gerson & coffee!
Have you heard of Dr.Morse?
I am looking forward to find out what you will be delivering us in Detox Day 2.
Huggins <3
I haven't heard of Dr. Morse! I'll look it up! :) and yes - i'm switching day 2 for a different day because I just don't want everyone to be so grossed out right away. need to ease into these things LOLOLOL
I am looking forward to it, truth isn't always an easy or pleasant menu, it's my preferred dish though ;) <3