26 day Detox: Day 14 - Come again?
For those who haven't had a chance to read the intro (you can read it HERE if you choose), the following 26 days will be snippets of conversations -either REAL... or based on REAL conversations- that actually happened during my 26-day detox. Spoiler alert: I've already done this 26-day detox.I conquered it. I feel amazing and though it was SO WORTH IT... the comics will express my very real attitude DURING the detox. (aka. not always so very cheerful) The lion avatar always represents me. Yes, i am a lioness -but my avatar is a lion. Just roll with it.
Have you ever stepped on the scale, did a double take, and then stepped right back on again for a re-do?
As if the scale was mistaken the first time. But now that you've given it time to think about what it's done, maybe THIS time... it will change its tune?
Detoxing is not about losing weight, not primarily at least. It's about doing all the right things so that your body presses the reset button, balances, and then the weight loss becomes a natural consequence of a happy body!
But.........
I'm one of those people that has to check how many ounces I've lost this morning... just ONE MORE TIME.
10 times in a row.
I don't know why. I just like reaching my goals. I like setting a mark and then hitting it. and I do not like it when the scale has an attitude.
If you're like me, I get it. But I tell you this (as I'm telling myself) - don't live by the scale.
Focus on giving your body the nutrition it needs. Think about equipping your body with the weapons it will use to succeed. And those stubborn pounds WILL start to flee!
But on day 8, (or 14, or 289) if you just need to throw the scale against the wall... I feel you.
(Disclaimer: These posts are NOT the detox program, and in no way, is this meant to replace the actual detox program! It is also not medical advice!! Please do not treat it as such. Only do a detox after researching which one is best for you and consult your physician before proceeding with any detox program!!!) It's only meant to be funny and hopefully entertaining observations about my OWN experience on the 26- day detox program. I tried my best to balance humor (and whining) with encouragement (and cracking the whip). If you don't get some of the jokes … or if you just have questions... I love comments! Ask away!
Ha ha ha i know the feeling!! I tell people to lock their scales up and invest in a good tape measure!! A lot of people feel disheartened when they dont see the scale move, but when the measuring tape decreased people are happy.
Yessssss. I know.
But I needed to seeeeeeee the numbers. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your captain's log made me LCL! I started reading your detox at 2 a.m. the other night when I couldn't sleep...I didn't trust myself to comment though, it would've looked like gibberish. But I love it!
Hahahhahahaa well please feel.free to add some when you're coherent... Cuz I love to get the giggles from other people too!
(As a matter of fact... Incoherent comments are sometimes funnier... So comment away, I say!) 😂😂😂😂
Haha, sounds great! I will tell ya that so far my favorite text messages were between you and your sister...I think. You had listed everything you had done for the day, and it stemmed from taking in coffee...but not drinking it...haha
hahahahaha yup - now down the hatch.... up the chute! ROFLLLLLLLLLL and that wasn't everything i had done for the day! that was everything i had done by 9:30 AM!!!!! the magic of coffee hahaha
i think tomorrow's post is another text between me and my sister again ;) i have to look at the date to make sure hehehe
Haha..nice...I'll have to check it out!
I just found this and had to share....only bc we talked about it....somehow I feel it's maybe mean a bit, but I did laugh....only bc I am crazy.
https://steemit.com/favoritestupidcomments/@littlescribe/favoritestupidcomments-7
Oh and I liked your post. The end.(had to make sure I made a comment pertaining to said subject)
Well. That was incredible lol. I had to leave her too comments of appreciation and began following her because she quoted the princess bride!!!!
It's nice to see others who appreciate our love/hate/amusement over the most ridiculous comments. 😂😂😂😂
My scales need re-calibrating almost everyday lol - I've never done a detox - I can't imagine it's easy.
I find that a good smash against the wall works wonders. It doesn't change what the scale says but it feels great! 😂😂😂
A detox isn't easy... But it's worth it 🤗
Haha yip a good bash always makes you feel better ..... unless you break them and the new ones say something worse :( lol
Hahahhahaa correct!!!!!!