Fool Me More
Fool Me More
By: @christyn
Jorb: Prank master
Rob: Newly employed crew
Me: Assistant of Jorb
Rob : What should I do to help?
Me: Ask Jorb for the instructions, he knows everything!
Rob: Hey, Jorb what will I do to help?
Jorb: Since tonight we do inventory report, I want you to count the floor tiles inside the store. Can you do that for me?
Rob : Sure, Master! (He counts the floor tiles)
Rob: There are 468 floor tiled in the dining are, Jorb. I added the half tiles with the other half tiles.
Me : (In my mind) Jorb got another victim
Jorb: Alright! Now count the toothpicks available. We also need to account that.
Rob : Sure, that easy (He got the toothpick container and counted the toothpick one by one)
Rob : There are 89 toothpicks left.
Me : Great job ! Write it down so you don't forget
Jorb : (shouts) Rob, please count the ice cubes before putting it in the container. Do it fast so that we can go home early.
Me: Here's the container.
Jorb: Yes, master! (counts the ice cubes)
Rob : 70, 71, 72... Jorb, Jorb! (in a loud voice)
Jorb : Yes, Rob! What is the problem?
Rob : The ice cube melts. Should I continue counting? Or should I go back to one?
Me: 😁😁😀 Fool is the new funny!
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