Comedy Open Mic - Round 43 - Winners Post

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This week's nominations for Court Jester are:

  1. @shithousery: Comedy Open Mic Contest Round #43 : Greetings from HMP Bristal
  2. @improv: It's @stinawog's birthday -5minutefreewrite (x3) Comedy Open Mic 43
  3. @quillfire: Quill's Bithday on New Year's Eve ... Less Glamorous Than You Might Think - COM #44
  4. @lordbutterfly: Eat celery // Comedy openmic week #44?
  5. @belemo: Goat Uprising: Curious Tales of Christmas
  6. @blanchy: Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest Round #43 Hide The Shit
  7. @blanchy: Comedy Open Mic Round #43 The Great Clonmel Facebook Sting of 2013

Court Jester for Round 43 is:

Round 43 Top 15:

  1. @shithousery: Comedy Open Mic Contest Round #43 : Greetings from HMP Bristal
  2. @improv: It's @stinawog's birthday -5minutefreewrite (x3) Comedy Open Mic 43
  3. @lordbutterfly: Eat celery // Comedy openmic week #44?
  4. @mineopoly: Zeal /ziːl/ not Jill /ˌdʒɪl/ and Zed /zɛd/ not Jed /ˈdʒɛd/ (COM 43)
  5. @sivehead: I made some cakes - Food Fight Friday Round 23 meets Comedy open mic Round 43
  6. @spunkpuppet: Comedy Open Mic Round 43 : Don't Get Too Comfortable, Over The Silver Sky To The World Of Never, Will Return After The Holidays.
  7. @belemo: Goat Uprising: Curious Tales of Christmas
  8. @lucylin: A penguins white xmas
  9. @ange.nkuru: COMEDYOPENMIC ROUND #43 - STEEMMONSTERS.COM: FROST GIANT'S BLOG: BEGINNING OF A GLODEN COLLECTION.
  10. @filotasriza3: Types of Christmas Carolers & Ways to Deal with Them (Comedy Open Mic 43)
  11. @hippie-witha-gun: Comedy Open Mic week #44; Happy January Fools Day 2019!!! WINNER: @davedickeyyall!
  12. @llfarms: How Europe Ruined Coffee For Me - My Recovery So Far
  13. @acolucky: The House That Steem Built: Comedy Open Mic #43
  14. @por500bolos: 🎄 Holy shit! Santa and Baby Jesus have done it one more time!! | COM Round 43. 🎄
  15. @joeyarnoldvn: 2018 Recap - Oatmeal in Review

Repeats for Top 15:

  1. @spunkpuppet: Comedy Open Mic Round 43 : OVER THE SILVER SKY TO THE WORLD OF NEVER : Part 95 - I'm Good At Failing, Had A Lot Of Practice Over The Years.
  2. @blanchy: Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest Round #43 Hide The Shit
  3. @spunkpuppet: Comedy Open Mic Round 43 (Entry #3) : OVER THE SILVER SKY TO THE WORLD OF NEVER : Part 98 - Could I Have A Word Captain?
  4. @lordbutterfly: New years is over. Time to get your shit together. / Comedy openmic week #44
  5. @belemo: Resolutions Again: Comedyopenmic 43
  6. @improv: CW: this title contains triggering stuff for people who have lost children. Here it is. You've been through enough. Stop reading now. *Have you hugged your soon-to-be-murdered child today? Habitat -5minutefreewrite Comedy Open Mic 43
  7. @belemo: The Long Christmas(Enchanted) : Comedyopenmic Christmas Special
  8. @spunkpuppet: Comedy Open Mic Round 43 (Entry #4) : OVER THE SILVER SKY TO THE WORLD OF NEVER : Part 99 - Captain Scarlet?
  9. @lucylin: Macaroni christmas speech comedyopenmic #43
  10. @blanchy: Comedy Open Mic Round #43 The Great Clonmel Facebook Sting of 2013

Lucky Door Prize:

  1. @joelkruger: [NEW] SEASON 1, BEST OF 2018 - FAN MAIL SEGMENT ✉
  2. @jeaniepearl: MEME
  3. @joeyarnoldvn: MAGA Grinch Christmas
  4. @udezee: Funny - my friends will ditch their wedding for $700 million.
  5. @organduo: Call Painting Squad! (Entry for Comedy Open Mic Round 43)
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YAY I placed this time around. Cool! Thank you!

Congrats !

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I want like to thank @comedyopenmic for the first place and the loot that goes with it. I couldn't of done it without my inmates here at Her Majestys Prison Bristol. I would like to thank these inmates in no particular order.
Gonorrhea Joe
Jimmy Four Fingers (for helping me type it)
Doug The head
Eddie the Snake
Italian Tony
Black Jeff
Johnny The Pikey
Hatchet Joe
Gerry the Paedo
Greg the Rat
Trevor The Mouth
Voktor the Russian
Creepy Roy
Gordon the Serial Killer
Trevor the Rapist

and my mother for smuggling in the modem.

I hope I got everyone. We will have a party tonight to celebrate our epic win. This is the happiest day of my life. We are all wondering what we will spend the prize money on. I hear a steem dollar was worth $8 last December. I can't wait to hear what it is worth nowadays. Screenshot 2019-01-17 at 15.28.08.png

I got a court jester nomination. WOW. That's never happened! HOOEEE!

@comedyopenmic,

Thanks guys. Truly an honor given the great competition. Keep up the great work ... Comedy Open Mic is the most fun corner of Steemit.

Quill

Congratulations to the winners

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