🎄 Holy shit! Santa and Baby Jesus have done it one more time!! | COM Round 43. 🎄
Holy shit! Santa and Baby Jesus have done it one more time folks!!
They both didn't brought me nothing this year either once again. And all that, even when for this year I made a great monetary effort to invest a good chunk of my Steem & SBDs in a brand new Christmas Tree to please their so demanding taste.
¡Look at this beauty here!
¿Can you see here my extraordinary financial effort?
Last year I had no other choice. Well yeah, my pockets were as clean as a laundry girl feet. erm... I mean, within my pockets only were growing fluff and spiderweb last year, you know. And yet, I didn't stop making a great effort to conserve my Christmas spirit and impress them on 2017 too.
Uhm, I wonder! How creative could you be to impress and please to such so notable Christmas visitors when you are dead broke? ¿Huh?
Yeah! I will let you judge that by yourself clicking on the picture below and read the whole lame story of what happened last year.
¿Could I have done it better?
So, after these so unfortunate events on this December 25th. I've had no choice but entertain myself doing my usually mad & extravagant experiments online over here within the Steem blockchain. Since these xmas blokes didn't bring me anything with what I could entertain myself and have some fun today, I had to mess up a bit around here and there in steemit to give me my own gift myself. };)
Yep jesters! haven't you noticed it yet? I'm a freaken 60 REP chap now!! Sheez buffoons, I was sick of seeing how slow and sluggish my Rep score was going up thanks to your so shabby & cheap upvotes pranksters. This year I also had to invest another good chunk of my scarce Steem & SBDs to barely just achieve that goal mofos.
Can you believe that even the @steemcomedyclub bot has been earning through your upvotes on his automatic comments way more than me with my carefully drafted hilarious posts to make you laugh, you tricksters?
Yup! I never lie, you clowns!! :)
Aha! that snapshot is from my last entry into the 40th Round of the COM contest 20 days ago. Yeh yeh, click on the image to check that massacre more closely by yourselves. :p
Well, yes, ok, however I would have something positive to say in your favor at least. Holy crap! my post finally was selected by the judges among the Top 15 winners of that edition. ¿How cool is that? ¿Huh? I'm so happy and grateful with these judges 'with no sense of humor' whatsoever, as they self-describe themselves, for being so wise this time. :)
Yeah happy and grateful, although I'm still awaiting that that check arrives in my mail. };)
Alright, perhaps I can now also join the worldwide universal celebration of this day like everyone else across the world to feel myself like someone average & normal.
¿Correct?
Well, I know I had to use my most powerful hilarious weapons to make the judges of that 40th round laugh endlessly and louder granting me at least that prize. Thank you guys! You really are true piece of ART.
But none of that will make me less ruthless or less merciless with you this time. As you can understand, I have the duty to make the judges suffer at least a little bit on each round with my hilarious posts and entries for their contests. And this time I'm proposing to subject all of them to have to learn the most vernacular venezuelan slang if they really want to laugh with a true strong wish to laugh louder on a December 25th.
No more MDMA soup for you suckers...
Alright, as per the rules go. For this 43th Round I will nominate to @knircky to show him my amazing Christmas Trees and also furtively enter on his own contest to win something there and also one more time to @berniesanders just to find out why the heck his silly Xmas Bot haven't upvoted me yet leaving me in the comments section his corny Xmas message so far. };)
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Hi por500bolos,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
LOL. The dirty clothes tree is definitely my level of lazy.
Oh yeah that's right @doomsdaychassis. Laziness sprinkled with a few drops of poverty usually makes shining dirty clothes Christmas trees like that most of the time. ;)
And talking of laziness... I hope you've clicked on the images & links throughout the article as to get the whole Xmas message in its entirety. But above all, I hope that you've learned the required vernacular venezuelan slang as to contract a true Kuru attack through the video. };)
jajaja XD
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