The Long Christmas(Enchanted) : Comedyopenmic Christmas Special

The Long Christmas: Part One

Fuck me, the door suddenly opens, I can't make out how she looks but it looks to me like she's either a nurse or wearing a nurse costume. She gets close to me and starts checking my vitals. My instinct tells me to try to escape but these chains are pretty sturdy and my body doesn't seem to be moving properly. I hadn't noticed that until she walked in. Through my gagged mouth, I scream "please help me" She totally ignores my obvious plea for help and continues examining my body. "This is going to tickle a bit" she says then proceeds to unzip my pants.

"She's a ritualist trying to steal my dick" I say to myself as the tears begin to pour out of my eye. I muster everything that's within me and became as squirmy as possible, fuck these chains. I felt a sudden prick and started drifting in and out of consciousness, I could feel my pants being taken of slowly, I also felt the ground moving or maybe I was the moving till I go into an upright position.

The nightmare continues and I find myself stood in an upright position, then another soft voice says "you're the lucky customer, don't be a bitch" in my ears. At this point I feel my mind's playing tricks on me, then a bright flood light appeared out of thin air and is pointed straight at me. "This is one of our specimens for today, Mr. Long Dick Luffy". "What the fuck have I gotten myself into God? I promise I'll ever watch porn if I survive this one".

While I was making peace with my maker, the room was suddenly lit, my vision was still blurry from whatever the nurse lady hit me with. I felt someone grip my head then a moist slippery flesh like a tongue sliding up the corner of my face, then walk in front of me. I still couldn't make out her face but I could tell it was the nurse lady from her voice as she said "just look at that erection". Yup, she was right, despite all the weirdness, I was somehow turned on by the entire ordeal. If I'm going to die, I might as well go with a hard dick.

She walks close to me and I feel that prick again, as I start losing consciousness, she pulls out what looks like a horsewhip, plays with it a little, walks to my back and immediately she struck me with it, I faded to black.

I open my eyes and I felt the chill that comes during the late hours of the day, I'm laying right in front of the gate to my house, the street is isolated and I'm dazed. I pick myself up and there's that headache again, was it all a dream? I dip my hands into my crotch area to ensure everything in my better region was still there, then proceeded to check my pocket and everything was intact.

I pull my keys out and a piece of paper jumps out, I got inside, turned on the light and on it was a short message "Merry Christmas from Santa's Angel". I throw the paper to the floor and then myself on the bed, totally relieved to be alive. I turn towards the note, "no more booty calls" but notice something written on the back of the sheet, "Here's my phone number, call on an Angel for a good time" I use truecaller to check the contact, "Santa Angel" pops up. I check the website and its been taken down, fuck it. I dial the number and its the same voice, I should be scared but I notice an erection instead.

Me: "What did you do to me?" I say angrily
Her: don't be a bitch. You liked it.
Me: ughh
Her: tomorrow?
Me: fuck you. Then I hang up

I check the time, ughhh, its 10:30pm. I make my way to the bathroom, turn on the shower, the water's cold but I can't feel it. I can't feel anything. Her voice flashes in my mind and there it is again, I'm as hard as concrete nail.

Bad decisions, no one's above them after all and its Christmas. Ahh fuck it, I pick up my phone...

The scene fades to black

I nominate @idikuci and @holybranches to make entries oh and Merry Christmas to everyone.