Every Steemit Contest
Another day another contest! Today’s contest will be to see who can take the largest dump on steemit.
Rules:
- You must reply with a picture of your dump in the comments.
- You must give your dump a name.
- Your face must be in the picture as well as a piece of paper with your handle and the date/time to prove that it is you.
- All dumps must be original dumps, we will flag and report all copyrighted or plagiarized dumps.
- Follow me.
- Upvote and Resteem this post.
- Upvote and Comment on at least 3 of my previous posts stating why it is that you love me and need me in your life (preference given to > 3 comments).
- Send me half of your steem (save some for future contests).
- Name your firstborn after me with photo proof of birth certificate.
- Have your firstborn follow me.
- Build a shrine to me (does not have to be large, one room in your house is fine).
Twenty finalists will be chosen to fly into New Jersey to fight to the death for ULTIMATE DUMP SUPREMACY (travel costs will not be provided).
This is a satire, please don’t send me pictures of poops :3 I know at least one of you got excited by this prospect.
@neabponch, I gave you a vote!
If you follow me, I will also follow you in return!
introduce.bot you are eliminated from the contest.
Damn, no first born to name after you...would you accept a uterus that I do not plan to use? I was fully on board with the rest ;*
I will make a one time exception if you dress up the uterus in baby clothing.
I was juuuust ready to bounce till I read point 9.
hahahahahaha
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