What is Trending? (ComedyOpenMic Round 8)
Hey
It’s Mineopoly @dtube!!
Been looking for something funny Steemit!
I couldn’t find anything so check the Trending section all tags.
First thing: Human, Human, Human, Human, Human, Human, Human, Human…
Pending!! Dolphin Bot (53) Let’s check this one out!
How to earn 25% interest every year passively with Steemit and Dolphin Bot.
Step by step instructions… Spam, spam, spam, spam......
Let’s go back. That reminds me of Dolphin School. There are so many schools of fish in Steemit.
Believe it or not!
Let’s go to another school. Here is Shark School with Yallapappi. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Expletive. “I’m not gonna lie. I ran out of shit to talk about like four posts ago.”
Thank you for the confession Yallappapi.
Mmmm Grayons are delicious.
He’s a great writer.
2500 words of…..
Manure.
Great job and he’s one of the boys.
Shalom to Grumpy Cat.
And that brings us back to the trending section again with Grumpy Cat.
Grumpy Cat where do you make your appearance?
Grumpy Cat is sitting on What a Geek’s post.
What a Geek told us how to get published.
He was so excited.
Congratulations. You’re a winner!!
And the final post we’ll talk about in the trending section is from Slow Walker.
Poseokjeong, King’s entertainment, Place of Shilla dynasty in Gyeongju, Korea. Every single day we’re going back to Gyeongju. He’s been slowly walking through Gyeongju so it’s been a while.
We see tombs. Great! Wonderful tombs. Tombs and tombs of dead kings.
Wonderful $256. Great post buddy!!
And the final trending post we’re going to talk about today from the trending section is Club Millionaires. Great!! Officially labeled “Spammer” in the trending section.
“Did you ever hear of Club Millionaires?”
Please learn to spell the word “Religious principles” before you talk about them.
At this time where Steem and Steem Dollars are under two dollars for way too long we need some comedy and that’s why I’m here.
This is mineopoly signing off from the Trend section.
I nominate @insideoutlet and @kiwideb to show us your funny bone.
Check out my recent post @mineopoly
Smell Me
I am Mineopoly
Crazy Love
When I'm 64
Tiger DMZ
Chorus Line
Cherry Blossoms
Poetry is Dead
No Gravity on the Moon
Feynman's Dream
This is purely for Comic Relief
I do love you all.
Special thanks to Judges:
@roelandp, @thedelegator, @comedyopenmic, @dj123, @nonameslefttouse, @dandesign86 / @bluetower, @carlgnash, @take5, @ilt-yodith, @punchline, @steemwizards, @trafalgar, @meesterboom, @dreemit, @redlipstick, @thedailylaugh, @flipstar, @steemmatt, @bitfiend, @thevillan, @jedi-won, @belemo.
And curators:
@carlgnash
@punchline
@steemwizards
@nonameslefttouse
@trafalgar
@bitfiend
@diebitch
And @comedyopenmic for giving me the opportunity to be in this contest.
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Thanks for your entry @mineopoly I think you have to include "ComedyOpenMic Round 8" in the title and you also have to nominate two people to show us their funny bone in order to qualify. Rules
The trending page on most tags is indeed a joke!
Thanks @bitfiend. I will edit the title and nominate 2. I missed that part. This is my first entry. Thanks for checking up on me and letting me know.
Thank you. Welcome to the Big Show.
This is my first entry. @dj123 invited me to join. Maybe I should have nominated him. I would like to see one post up there on his blog.
If you haven't heard, he's been on a rest week for weeks now.
I totally understand.
I'm interested in the send nudes account, what specie of fish controls that account? Animal nudes are my fetish
Hahaha HA HA!! He is officially a minnow but calls himself a shark.
There's some word play in here. Very punny
Thank you for the comment @robin-mctities... HAHAHAHAHA!! What a user name. At first I thought you were Irish with a disease like Steemitites or you had a hamburger stuck down the wrong part. Now I see what you really like. It is easier to catch the word play when you listen to me speaking on the video. I literally made a recording of me making comments on the trending section with editing a few pauses and more offensive comments.
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In retrospect I am sorry to write something that gets spammed with a laced link. I did have to say something about the trending section. Now I said it and it's done. All I can do right now is laugh and move on.