Lost Writer: Reward!
When Joseph arrived at Shechem, a man found him wandering around in the fields and asked him, “What are you looking for?”
He replied, “I’m looking for my brothers.”
- Genesis 37:14-16 -
Have You Seen This Missing Writer?
REWARD!
Name: creator
Known Aliases: creatr, "Duncan Cary Palmer", "Hey you!"
Hangouts: Known to frequent surf beaches, religious gatherings, assorted sketchy online venues, cryptocurrency and astronomy forums.
Last Seen: This vanished author has not written regularly for the better part of a year. During that time, there have been a few unconfirmed sightings (e.g. transient appearances of the straying scribe in one-off articles and unfrequented comment sections).
Genres: Fiction, Theological Fantasy, Assorted Poetry, Curmudgeonly Grumblings, How-To Posts, Apolitical Rants, Humor, Etc., Ad Nauseum...
Modus Operandi: When agitated, writes incessantly. Dreams about writing. If cornered, may talk your ear off with endless minutia related to his latest obsession. Blossoms effusively when emboldened with the slightest encouragement.
++Warning!++
Be on the lookout for the dangerous penman. If seen, approach with extreme caution. This fugitive wordsmith is disillusioned, frustrated, and under a great deal of largely self-imposed pressure. The acerbity of his sense of humor is outstripped only by its obscurity. His polymathic eclecticism is a huge turn-off to readers seeking only some light amusement. Even those with similar ideological backgrounds consider much of this known scribbler's work fringe, if not borderline heretical. Under no circumstances should you comment on the hack's work, as that will only encourage him.
REWARD!: Information leading to the return of this miscreant essayist could possibly result in the resumption of a never-ending stream of drivel read by so few as to be insignificant. All presumptive claimants to the offered reward are advised to severely curb their expectations.
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Welcome back and about time to you have been missed. 😊
Thank you, my friend...
I hope I am back. Need to get the creative juices flowing again..... :)
Get them flowing and keep posting. :)
Welcome back my dear friend hope you are well miss you. I enjoy the creativity of your posts @creatr
Hey, Troy!
Thank you very much. Uncertain if I am truly "back," but hoping to find my mojo again and do some writing. It's been a dry spell...
Good to hear from you. I hope you're well!
Hehehe... Hi you ❤️
Hi yourself...! <3
I too feel like a fugitive
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Hello, my Dear,
Wanting to understand your response, I dropped by your blog and saw a lot of re-steems... Kinda reminds me of my blog!
So, is there anything I might do to inspire you? :D
Thanks a lot for noticing I'm here... <3
Maybe I'll work on some new poetry.
Yeeeees write some poetry! That would be inspiring. Or at the very least, productive for you lol.
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Ah, but knowing it may inspire you will help motivate me to be productive... :D
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Thanks.
Well, good thing you told me you're posting so I could add my penny, lol. I'm sorry, my friend - I got out of the habit of checking for your posts - BTW, my one cent vote actually decreased your reward form $3.16 to $3.10!!! What's that all about? I want to help, not hurt. I think I vaguely recall reading about that anomaly since the latest Hardfork - I'm powering back up myself after depleting my steem power to pay my on-line expenses, so if I have to wait until I'm no longer a liability, I'll just comment on your posts :)
Hi John!
I think it may have something to do with when you vote?
And that "curators" (i.e. voters) earn a larger part of rewards than before. And that's quite OK with me; I actually have been arguing that point for years, that curator rewards need to be larger.
Why?
Because we writers need more readers. Without readers, what are we? Steemit really needs to attract large numbers of readers who will vote for and appreciate our writing...
But to be sure, I'm speculating and have not studied the recent Steemit changes, so I'll shut up for now...
In any case, THANKS for your minus six-cent vote! :D
Sounds perfectly opaque to me, lol - as long as you don't mind, I'll continue voting for you :)
Well good to see you! You picked a pretty good time to pop in. Things have shanged, for the better in most regards (just IMO of coarse!)
Thank you, old friend. :)
I hope I can regain and keep some momentum going. It's been a long, dry spell... ;)