TEMPEST DOESN'T CUDDLE: (Sunday Funny!) Tempest Papers, Letters from a Boat Cat
Dear Paris,
There is something wrong with the dog. Nothing terribly serious, but my god
he is stupid. I don't know how many times I've told him that I do not want to
cuddle. Its like his brain resets every damn day and he can't remember shit
from the day before.
Seriously. I have to tell him again. Every. Single. Day.
TEMPEST DOESN'T CUDDLE.
I would just make a sign, but I'm pretty sure he's too stupid to read.
DOGS ARE DUMB!
I've taken to switching out my hiding spots each day so that he can't find me and I can't even tell you what an inconvenience that is for me. Not that anyone cares about MY needs. I'm just the cat, after all.
Pissed off all over again,
Tempest
Queen of the boat pets, Overlord of the floating Castle of 11 Purple Monkeys and apparent CUDDLER OF DOGS.
P.S. Throwback Friday. So sue me, I'm a cat. Can you really expect me to follow human rules? This is just evidence of how long this asinine cuddling shit has been going on... in FULL VIEW of you humans. Look at me! I was just a baby and you still tried to make me love that dog!
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Pretty soon Tempest is going to lose her shit, and they will find it in the dog bowl. :)
It's like you know her personally! :) Thanks for the comment!
And thank you for bringing her to life, if spirit animals are a thing, I truly hope mine is Tempest
Thank you! What a perfect little graphic for a Tempest post!
Haha, shame Tempest does not like dogy cuddles. Shame you can see how cross he is. Typical cat... They roll that way. That's why I love cats so much, you have to get to know them.
Cats do tend to grow on you! We currently live with our daughter's three cats and one of them has decided that I am his favorite human. He's grown on me and the kids make fun of me for spoiling him, since I'm not an animal person... generally! :)
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