BBQ "Comedy Open Mic round 9"
I just want to take this opportunity to give a special thanks to all the judges for Comedy Open Mic round 9.
They are true hearted Steemians giving a balance of humor and wisdom in this trying time. I give them all a big round of applause for their efforts to seek out humor in the Steemit community.
Honestly it takes a lot of balls to go around from post to post trying to say something funny.
@dj123
My first shout out goes to @dj123 who invited me into this comic mess in the first place. I was just making comments on traf’s posts and suddenly met this Buddha looking guy.
He says for me to try @comedyopenmic. I then wondered what kind of comic posts he's been posting and find his whole blog filled with a Nirvana of emptiness. But in Steemit comments still count as posts and he's got tons of comments. My favorite are his comments on Grumpy cat.
@takefive
Second on the list is @takefive who really needs to take five. I have never seen so many posts about being sleepy. Still krazy after all these years. Buy this judge a cup of coffee or better yet a bottle of vodka and you definitely have a vote from this kat.
@idikuci
Third on the list is Mr. Kuci @idikuci. I think his tastes are a little too kinky for me but if you like that kind of stuff then jump right in. I'm sure he would enjoy it.
@dandesign86
The fourth judge on the list is @dandesign86. I don't know what he designs but he is definitely one of the more graphic judges. I haven't decided which is funnier his architectural photography or his giffys.
OLD BIG HOUSE
@diebitch
And although @diebitch is the only judge who consistently uses complete sentences her posts still remain punny.
I quote:
Pants slide down the crack,
as I bid adieu to my six pack.
@flipstar
This leaves us with @flipstar whose own words speak well enough for himself.
"I'm a drunk idiot"
Pictures speak louder than words.
I nominate @jerrybanfield and @dreemsteem to try their hand on comedy open mic.
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👍👍👍- for accurate picture of itchy hopping by the beach, an not sure it that's really flippy, that guy looks way too sexy, dandy's belly is like a house now, don't know who's @takefive but @terminator5000 is fueled by vodka and recharges when she sleep
Thank you @dj123. Your comments are awesome powerful and I think you already know that LMAO. At this point I'm not sure if it was you or itchy who first invited me to open mic. Anyway I'm sure it was your zen inspiration that brought me here. This will be the last curation entry. I think I have to find a different angle. There is a limit to how many times I can make fun of Steemians. Even though there is a ton of material out there. Like the twenty five commandments of Jerry or the Invisible Ned. The wolf that blacked out. The cat who ate the goldfish. But even I get sick of these stories. I need something simple with a punchline.
Thanks for your support.
ironically, if you did the 25 commandments of Jerry, the invisible Ned, the wolf the got KO-ed, the grumpy cat that at the goldfish, you probably make it better and other no longer sick of it....cause that's the power of comedy, and ironically, while doing those, you'll come up with a dozen off shoot ideas. The reason why we made it 2 entries is that we understand how the human mind works, there is an optimum amount of creativity and a minimal, twice a week is like the minimal, make that happen and you suddenly see more avenues, i fcuk you not, give it a go and keep a journal of unfinished ideas and watch it come to life later on
Thanks. I sincerely appreciate the advice.
In my sleepy haze, I upvoted this. Now, where's my vodka coffee? Friday is approaching fast and I need a pick up badly before the end of the round.
This is all hush hush. Don't let anyone know.
Yay, free drink. No worries, my lips are sealed...well, until I get my drink.
Well...fuck!
I thought I am a handsome drunk idiot...
Next time I will be sure to quote more accurately:
The true quote from @flipstar. LOL
If I say it I sound like an arrogant prick I just want others to say it :-)
Here's the new quote for you going around.
Congratulations.
But check the context a few comments back before it goes to your head. JK
I will not comment on your entry, you mention about the council of judges. I am afraid they will give me unvote.
Ha ha
This is not my comment but the result of my thumb shake on the smart phone screen.
Those nasty smart phones even upvote in the wrong direction.
LOLOLOL i'm not funnyyyyyyyyyyyy
maybe i should just come and watch??? hehehe
I thought you might enjoy this sometime.
tell me when to come!!! hehehe will you be there? I need a friend so i won't feel out of place ;)
Ah. Actually it is not a radio show but if you post with #comedyopenmic and put the words (comedy open mic round ...) then nominate 2 people you are entered in a big comedy competition. You just have to make a funny post. Check the post I resteemed from @comedyopenmic for exact directions.
Ok!!! Thanks hehehehe maybe I'll find a funny thing to say 😂😂😂
hey @dreemsteem my favorite detox avocado! howdi doing? you should come over to the comedyopenmic discord channel, the link is in the COM post monopoly accidentally re-steemed
hey @dj123 hahahahaha long time no kissey face! LOL
i'm NOT funny!!! but..... hehehehe
i think i have some inspiration for a funnier-ish-sorta-kinda post.
discord would make me crazy cuz i have to be funny on the spot LOLOL
but anyone can be funny with time and editing ;)
(hence - why i will be needing to actually write a post!!! LOL)
hey you're funny in my books...... don't tell me other wise or i will mash that avocado till the owner passes out and wakes up a sober vegan! ok smash me back a funny one...... so looking forward to reading you good shitz once again
by the way.... have you been taking care of ilt??? i haven't seen him in quite the long time as our circles have untangled...
but i left him in your good care... soooooo!!!! (you better have a lovely report of him in good spirits! hehehe)
yeah.... yodi's like a cat, pops in an out randomly, and enjoys the drama on Steemit.....he seems to be drawn to a cause like a moth to a flame