This will be quick and relatively painless.
I shall change the above image for the next contest.
I hadn't specified in the original post that the nonsense writing should be in English.
Rhyme and rhythm, puns and wordplays are all integral to cooking up nonsense recipes. All of these are somewhat curdled when put through a translation machine. Google is notorious for churning out its own brand of gibberish - there is even a weird contest idea buried in there.
Hence, I will accept entries in any language!
It's gonna be chaos!
Quite a few people have posted their writing as a comment. That's fine as it was stated in the rules, but as I've been giving small upvotes and tokens to all participants, it is much easier to distribute them to posts rather than comments. Also, I have started resteeming some of the articles and it is not possible to resteem a comment.
For now, no point in changing this rule, but in the future I think it best if all submissions are in their own unique post - however brief it might be.
Keep them coming in!
As in the previous post, and in sublime need of resteems, I shall give some tokens or upvotes to all who spread the word. Thanks!
Just to add that small upvotes on comments are really quite useless now, so I may upvote a post instead, if one is available.
Image: wikimedia .