I blame GinaBot for what you will read below. And @Enginewitty and @Rycharde. Oh, and some random person from Twitter too. Crap! I forgot @GuiltyParties. He is to blame also. Some could say this post is a #guiltypartiesmademedoit post. I take no responsibility for anything you will read below. Just a warning. 😺
My husband did not blow us up while fixing our 23-year-old furnace tonight.
I talked with our new insurance company 3 times tonight on the phone. Talking over a television blaring, while being asked how many pieces of french toast you want, while trying to listen to a soft-spoken woman not answer your questions, can be a tad stressful.
I did get everything sorted, except for a few phone calls I need to make tomorrow to the Doctor. I ate a tasty dinner. I then turned around and saw the mess. I contemplated leaving the said mess for another day. I saw the box of new silverware on the kitchen counter we had purchased over a year ago, never got around to taking it out of the box, and decided it was time to let the new silverware shine free of plastic wrap.
The Kitchen was finally clean of gooey eggs and other things I don't want to think about because I am soon off to sleep. I decided to have a last cigarette of the night while checking Twitter and Discord. Some day I will learn this habit does not bring sleep but tonight was not that night.
In my Twitter feed was a random post from a random guy that showed up because @Guiltieparties follows him and I follow Guiltyparties on Twitter. I am assuming this was Twitter's way of telling me I should follow more people. I read the random tweet. Twitter knew me well. I left the 'random guy' a response to his tweet and moved on to Discord.
made me click.
Enginewitty's post made me laugh and smile. You should go read it!! I will wait here quietly while you do.
You're back! Now I want monkey bread at 4:10 Am. Sigh...
I read Rycharde's post. I read some of the comments on his post too. I think I have a good idea of what he is looking for with his new contest. A huge part of me thinks his whole contest went right over my head. 😬 I was willing to overlook the last bit because my brain was starting to tingle.
I speak nonsense all the time but Enginewitty had taken all of the best words...so I made some new ones up! 😹
The poem below is my reply to Random Twitter Guy's Tweet.
Oocha, Oocha, come away.
Oocha, Moocha is here to bray.
Xoxta remembers it well.
Oocha, glutton commenced.
Weedle, feedle, wriggle, and non.
Talking all they could.
Woah, the story of old.
Woah, the memories of yore.
Did you hit your head?
Plinkktin gives strength.
Healthy bones, mind.
Yerkton taketh away.
Alive, grown man.
Get Moocha out of your head.
See life Xoxta's way!
A stone at six.
A rock at twenty.
Pebbles in your shoe, thirty.
Pound words in your head.
Sand becomes glass.
Spectacles to see.
You, Oocha, had the best.
Open your Xoxta!
Now you know the whole story!
Help someone smile today. It can not hurt you.
Steem Witness's I support