#SharkSchool Lesson 2: Develop A Taste For Other People's Blood

in writing •  24 days ago


Not gonna lie, every time I publish a post I am legit scared to read the comments.

The past few weeks I've been so scared that I would force myself to wait a full 24 hours before reading any of the comments. I figured that if there were any negative ones, I'd be able to read them all in one sitting instead of compulsively checking my post to see if anyone else had come to tell me why I was an idiot.

How to weaponize your autism

Take yesterday's post for example - I'm not happy with it. I mean come on, I made such a fucking big deal about this #sharkschool thing that I expected the first post to come crashing out the gate. And what happened?

70 comments and 600 reads. Pathetic.

Might sound like a lot for some of you, but I'm used to getting 2-3k reads and at least 200 comments. That's just the level I'm on right now. So for one of my posts to get less than 1/3 of the normal exposure is very, very bad. Granted, I didn't wait the full 24 hours to check the stats, but still. No bueno.

ESPECIALLY considering this was the first #sharkschool post! I wonder how many people are going to read the intro in the future, get all hyped up and then read that boring piece of shit and just be like, "fuck this shit."

I thought I would do something different.

Yeah, I could have just come out and said: "here's how you find your voice as a writer: 1) play text-based role playing games, 2) keep a diary for 10 years, and 3) write about all the fucked up shit that happens to you with no filter."

Great. The article would have been 20 words long. What good does that do anyone?

So I got creative. I thought I would tell a story about my history as a writer and pepper the piece with embedded commands. But I think people were just used to my old material where I call everyone stupid and say fuck a lot.

Henry Ford didn't give us faster horses

And that's understandable. One of the most famous therapists ever, Milton Erickson, had an unbelievable track record of curing whatever psychological problems his patients brought to him. They'd complain that his sessions were boring, but miraculously they'd see their conditions disappear virtually overnight, even when no other therapist had been able to help them.

Whatever. That's really the least of my concerns. I still made money on the post. I still gained followers. I'm still at the top of the Trending page. Plus I got to tell you a little story about myself to make it seem like I'm actually a normal person and not just a caricature.

The REAL problem with that post is that there was no controversy. I didn't state an opinion nor did I take a stand for anything. I didn't take any risks. Or rather, I didn't take the RIGHT risk.

While I'm not crazy about the idea of writing about how I used to do a bunch of drugs, I thought it would be somewhat entertaining. Drugs, sex, and violence - people like reading about that shit because nobody talks about it in the real world. It's pushed under the carpet because it makes us feel bad. But entertainment for entertainment's sake is not enough. You need controversy in order to elicit an emotional response.

While it was a risk for me to expose my past, it's essentially the moral equivalent of some chick admitting that she used be anorexic. Good for you, nobody fucking cares.

I went to bed last night and legit DREAMED about checking the comments on my post. I was nervous that they would be bad and my fragile ego would take a beating.

Looking back, it seems unrealistic that someone would leave a negative comment after I admitted to being in a bad place for many years. Unless you're on 4chan, people generally won't kick you when you're down. But if you are brave enough to pound your chest and roar, the reaction is quite different.

Harambe is inside all of us

I've tried to make most of my previous non-crypto posts as barbaric as possible. I lash out at Steemit, lazy content creators and people who are too scared/poor/unmotivated to promote their content with real money. I talk a ton of shit while implying that I am superior in nearly every way.

I basically say, "You're shit. I'm great. Go fuck yourselves." And not only that, I throw it in your face with 2500 word articles and then brag about spending big money to get them to the top of the Trending page.

How could you not have an opinion about a guy like that?

Not only do people disagree with it, but when you read the words, "I'm better than you, so go fuck yourselves," you probably feel certain emotions rising inside you. Maybe some anger. Maybe your adrenaline starts pumping. Without even thinking about it, maybe you start thinking of reasons why it's not true.

Or maybe it makes you laugh. Maybe you secretly agree with me. Maybe you think I'm just what the doctor ordered and are thirsty for a second helping of the Super Fresh @YallaPapi Kool Aid. Maybe you think to yourself, "yeah, this guy is on point. Can't believe he has the balls to put it all out there without a drop of sugar."

The point I'm trying to make is that regardless of whether or not you agree with what I say, you have an opinion on it. When you state an opinion instead of a fact, you force people to either agree or disagree. That's why I fucking hate how 99% of all articles are predictable to the point where they have conditioned people to rarely do more than read the headline before skimming the post for the main points.

INCOMING RANT DETECTED

Sorry fuckers, if you want to get anything out of this "course" you're going to have to read what I'm writing. If you want Top Ten lists there are plenty of them out there. You don't need my help to find them. Do you know why?

Because if I make it easy for you by giving you bland, inane tips that already exist on the internet on millions of blogs, then what am I really giving you? You're just going to skim through and look for some bolded text so you can go back to jerking it to tentacle hentai.

Fuck that. I don't spend hours writing this just for 100 SBD. If I could magically get my post to the top of Trending without spending/making any money, I'd still do it every day. I'm here because I want people to read what the fuck I'm writing, not to make fake internet money that I can only use in 13 weeks.

But you, my sweet little circle-jerker, why are you here? You want to make 10 SBD per day so you can move to a country with drinkable tap water? Sorry, you're reading the wrong blog. Plenty of better places out there to learn how to make money and MUCH more efficient ways to do it than trying to join in the circle-jerk.

Or better yet, why don't you close your fucking web browser and start working on something productive that will actually earn you some money?

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I try to make my articles polarize people and force them to take a side. Some of them don't even bother finishing the post before heading to the comment section to tell me why I'm wrong, an asshole, or both. For instance, the previous few paragraphs may have triggered some of you.

Why isn't he giving us the answer? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bruh... it's simple. You want to write like me? Read my fucking posts and use the same words I do. Just copy me. Here, I'll make it easy for you:

How To Write Like @YallaPapi For Dummies

  1. Make a clickbait title that may or may not have anything to do with the post
  2. Use an image at the top of the post
  3. Add links every few paragraphs
  4. Make jokes (hope you're funny)
  5. Write like you talk (sorry non native-English speakers)
  6. Use 2-4 sentences per paragraph
  7. Write at least 1500 words per post, preferably 2500
  8. Be "edgy" and use profanity (please kill yourself)
  9. Call someone/something stupid
  10. Be intelligent (probably hard for most of you)
  11. Spend lots of money on upvotes (oh wait you're broke. Nevermind)

There. Do you get it now?

No, not how to write like me. I know you already get that.

I'm talking about the motherfucking RAGE bubbling inside you, brother. Do you get THAT? Did you get mad just now because you were expecting me to actually give you specific advice in a traditional format? Are you disappointed? Do you want your five minutes back?

No? Then you must be on the other side. Maybe I got a chuckle out of you. Maybe you felt a burst of encouragement with the knowledge that someone out there agrees with things you've never verbalized.

Good. Now you are feeling something. THAT is your goal as a writer. That is what will get you known on and off Steemit. Not pictures of your fucking stupid ass dinner - unless you're a girl and are eating it naked - a strategy I fully endorse, by the way.

Once you learn to elicit an emotional response from your readers, the trick is to do it in a way where it is at least PLAUSIBLE that you believe what you're saying - not just doing it to get a reaction out of people.

I love compliments, but if all I see in the comment section is variations of, "Great post! Hope to see more," then in my eyes the article is a failure. That's why the Trending page is trash. That's why the circle-jerk is the REAL death knell of this site. Because without controversy you have nothing.

My last article had none of that. The worst thing that people said about it was that it was too long, or boring, or that I should have just gotten to the point instead of talking about myself. Well guess what motherfucker, it's my SBD that I'm spending so I'm going to say whatever the fuck I want and there ain't a damn thing that you can do about it.

Top Ten Reasons You Should Stop Reading This And Go Do Something Productive

The sad truth is that this problem is not unique to Steemit. It's everywhere.

If there's one thing I hate about the Current State Of Internet Articles is the fact that everything is dominated by 300 word Buzzfeed-esque SEO-optimized listicles with clickbait headlines and shallow content.

Shit, maybe my last article would have blown up. You'll never know if you don't try. That's how I started writing these rage articles in the first place.

I used to only write about crypto on here because I was trying to promote myself as a marketer for blockchain startups. So I basically rewrote a bunch of news articles and showed them to clients. It was a chore to write them and I derived virtually no pleasure in doing it. I'd be surprised if anyone actually read them.

Then one day I was like fuck it, I'm just going to write whatever I want.

I had been using the upvote bots to promote my content and was turning a profit. I figured that as long as I was making money it didn't matter if one or two of the articles was just me freestyling.

One thing lead to another and before you know it I'm going berserk on those poor, average souls who were just following the advice they read in those goddamn motherfucking piece of shit garbage trash LISTICLES that are fucking everywhere. Thank god I let the bloodlust take over because look at me now motherfucker - sitting pretty with fresh fake internet money in my fake bank account and sporting my very own Discord channel.

You are allowed to write an article that seems like it has nothing to do with the headline. In fact, it's probably better if you do so you don't get morons trying to skim your posts for a soundbyte they can paste into their "Great Post!" $0.01 comment.

You are allowed to teach a lesson without saying what the lesson is because your readers are still likely to learn even if the method is not explicitly stated.

I got me a wooden spoon

Take this article for example. What the fuck am I even talking about in here? How the fuck is this supposed to be Lesson 2? It's even worse than the first one.

Is it because I don't have any ideas? Sweetie pie I could crank out listicles from here to the moon if I wanted. But that's boring as fuck. I've got my clickbait title and enough uncertainty in these 2300 words for you to keep reading while you think, "when is he going to get to the fucking point?"

What you don't realize is that I already have, even if you don't consciously understand what the messages are. The next time you write, whenever that is, you'll notice that you will write differently. Or maybe you won't even notice.

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Highjacking my own top comment to save you from the shitstorm of a comment chain below.

One thing you guys will come to understand eventually is that if you are in the public eye, you will eventually get people who say you are complete garbage.

It's easy to pick on Britney Spears, Justin Beiber, Kim Kardashian or Donald Trump because they're the ones in the spotlight. They're out there every day doing their thing and being public figures. Aside from Donald Trump, none of them are openly abraisive towards other groups of people.

That's one of the reasons why I have a massive amount of respect for The Donald. I don't agree with everything he says, but I respect the fact that he's got the balls to get up in front of literally the entire world and give his opinion without giving a second thought to the millions of people who will inevitably disagree with him.

The conservative opinion will never be a popular one. Most people do not want to hear that their success depends on their own life choices. They do not want to hear that their station in life is a result of their own thoughts. They want someone else to blame for their lack of success.

Regardless of whether or not that statement is "true," once you make the decision to believe that it is, then you have a chance to actually improve your life situation. If you don't believe that, then any success will be short lived and probably just a result of pure luck.

It doesn't matter where you go or what community you're a part of, as soon as you start to take a little pride in yourself and say, "Yeah, I'm actually pretty awesome," people will be standing right there waiting to pop your balloon.

Truth be told, I think it just comes from jealousy. They don't like the attention you receive as a result of your openness with your opinion, unpopular as it may be. It's just like the hatred towards Trump. If you notice the news, it's all about, "Trump said this politically incorrect thing."

What they fail to mention is that what he says are all things that many people have thought before. Trump isn't saying anything revolutionary, he's just making insensitive comments without thinking. The people who are deeply entrenched in "playing the game" of being socially appropriate can't stand this.

They see it and it clashes with their reality. It threatens the image that they've built for themselves, that's built completely on the premise that authenticity should be shelved in favor of not hurting anyone's feelings. Can't say I agree with that sentiment nor do I respect it.

The truth hurts. But the truth is it's own defense. And only through examining the truth in yourself and the rest of the world will you be able to resonate with people and elicit from them an authentic response. You want to wake people up from the game they're playing, from the trance they walk around in on a daily basis.

If you can manage to do that, people will give you a chance. They'll be so thankful that there's someone out there who says that you actually don't have to put in all this work to play the game, that you can be a more authentic version of yourself and still get what you want.

Good luck.

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You got a 78.95% upvote from @minnowvotes courtesy of @yallapapi!

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Agreed. I actually like your posts. Agree with many points. In most recent one (S#4), as of this time, point 7 was exactly correct.

``Henry Ford didn't give us faster horses . . . '' Alan Kay would strongly agree with this.

You posts are fun to read because they have a Voice as writers say. If you write with a recognizable Voice you'll likely go far and there you will stay.

``Truth is it's own defense . . .'' It needs the assist of Organization sometimes, but basically that is true.

:)

(I still don't like using bid bots for each post. In the broader world you don't have to advertise every single unit of good that you move. That would lose income. Economists call that the Winner's Curse for first price auctions.)

You Want Some Views?

I can get you some views.


Warning! This might be that comment that makes you shit your pants.


Welcome to another edition of:

Fuck This Shit Up the Ass

My name is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself and I'll be your host.

So you want to be successful on Steemit?

Don't worry, bro!

I got you covered!

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Hooray!


Thank You!

Thank you!

You're too kind!

Anyway. I suppose I should actually start saying something now. Unfortunately, I'm too goddamn busy rambling on about nothing to be able to make a point.

You came to my comment here to learn about being awesome, like me, and finding success at being a blogger on Steemit.

We'll Get to That!

Eventually.

Right now, I need to tell you about how shitty my fucking day was.

Would you believe, I woke up today in a glistening puddle of my own piss?

It's True!

And now I'll teach YOU how.

So my fucked up post yesterday didn't do so well. I ended up getting drunk as fuck on my last gallon of bottom shelf vodka. You know the kind, right? It has a thick layer of dust on it. No fingerprints in sight because nobody touches that shit.

I think it's because most of these people are weak little assholes and don't know how to bend down far enough to get the good stuff. I mean, DAYUM! You can buy an entire barrel of this shit for a measly day's salary from your fucking job at McDonald's.

So what's stopping you!

Now, Where Was I?

Oh yeah!

Laying there in my piss like I just climbed out of the pool to win my first gold medal as a special olympian.

Those were the days though, let me tell you. I was the fastest swimmer on the team. People used to get so pissed off with me because they thought I was taking "performance enhancing drugs".

Bitch, Please.

This is Gatorade!

So yeah. If you want to be successful as a writer, like me, you have to act like me.

That means you have a shitty day, you pull yourself out of that puddle of piss that you still can't figure out how you got in and you get out there and you WIN!

Win Win Win!

If you want to win, like me, you just win!

Simple!

Well, look at the time.

Join me again tomorrow when I ramble on about nothing, again, and actually expect you to read my shit.

Say it with me!
Be like me. Be like me. Be like me. Be like me.

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Hit that vote button,

Motherfucker!

Or I'll fuck my cousin!



So, how did I do Master @yallapapi? Did I learn good? Did I pass today's lesson? I hope so!


Disclaimer: This was just a joke. Satire. A parody. Some people actually think I'm a nice guy.


Update: So here I am, sitting near the top of the trending page with my amazing post. Am I doing it wrong? Why isn't anyone commenting on or voting for my work? Was I supposed to buy the votes? Would that have helped? I thought it would work if you bought the votes. It seemed like a better deal if you bought the votes. I feel so lonely now. Do you hear the sad violin song? I do. I'll admit it, I tried hard, but I was never good in school. They used to kick me out into the hallway so I could "think about what I did." I'm following your advice, I think. What sort of engagement were you looking for anyway? Good post? Random memes? I can tone it down I guess. I get excited. I thought this would be fun.

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I know you didn't give 2 cents about my comment... so I only upvoted this dribble 2 cents!

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The reason why I followed you: Humour!!

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This was just a random key smash. If it's actually funny, I'll take it. It didn't take long to write. Just rambling nonsense from the top of my head.

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It was very funny, you should do this in your posts too.

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I do, but with more effort.

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that's great.

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Nice. I got so bored I fell asleep, hit my head and now can't remember any of the post I presumably read to make it to the comments. At least, I think that's what happened. I've scribbled a note on the side of an empty Sauvignon blanc bottle. It reads: Dear God, when is this going to end? How many episodes of #sharkschool do I have to read before I get a Lambo and retire to live a philosophical life of the mind like Craig Grant?

Pre-concussion me sounds like a whiny and entitled asshole. Oh well, live and learn.

On a different note, how to you do the tiny font size in markdown? I've been looking for a way to do this for footnotes and sources - you know, for nerdy shit with actual facts and research and substance - (the kind of thing that will never make it to the trending page, mainly because I'm not one of those cool nerds who studied something super lucrative).

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@samueldouglas
First of all: lmao :0)
I did think this was interesting, though, but not in the way he meant it to be. Like you’re into philosophy, I’m into psychology, and although this one is an easy one to analyze, still it is a funny one. ;0)

Then, on the small font size

Just put your text in between and
Lol, I should find out how to add code to comments. Another try: just remove the spaces I’ve put in front of and behind the word ‘sup’:
< sup > and </ sup >

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Great!

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Another way to adjust text size is to use lots of ‘####’ until the text is as small or large as you like.

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I was thinking of starting my own series where I pick these posts apart and explain all of the mistakes. That would mean I'd have to spend more time reading this nonsense though. I'm not too keen on that idea. Also, I'd end up losing my readership because nobody really gives a shit.

At least these posts help prove the paid vote services don't work.

It's strange. Normally I'd like to help people. Maybe offer some advice or at least point them in the right direction, so, to anyone else reading:

  • Overexposure: This author is much like hearing the same song over and over on the radio. Everyone knows people eventually get sick of hearing that song to the point of actually hating it. Try to keep your posts fresh and entertaining.

  • Profanity only works in comedy: This guy isn't funny. His approach is much like listening to someone fly off the handle and have a public meltdown. Entertaining at first but slowly becomes so damn annoying that the police have to be called.

  • Insulting your audience only works in comedy: See above.

  • Bullshitting is an art form: Don't believe everything you read on the internet. This post is an advertisement. The author paid for this slot. Evidence of that can be found in his wallet here. He's basically acting like the ShamWow guy without a censor; and we all know what happened to him.

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I wonder if Harry Frankfurt's (1986) take on bullshit is relevant here:

It is impossible for someone to lie unless he thinks he knows the truth. Producing bullshit requires no such conviction. A person who lies is thereby responding to the truth, and he is to that extent respectful of it. When an honest man speaks, he says only what he believes to be true; and for the liar, it is correspondingly indispensable that he considers his statements to be false. For the bullshitter, however, all these bets are off: he is neither on the side of the true nor on the side of the false. His eye is not on the facts at all, as the eyes of the honest man and of the liar are, except insofar as they may be pertinent to his interest in getting away with what he says. He does not care whether the things he says describe reality correctly. He just picks them out, or makes them up, to suit his purpose.

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Sounds about right.

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Thanks! To be honest, I can't believe it took me so long to think of Frankfurt. Thanks for not purchasing the bride - my wife and I appreciate it. Still, it's the thought that counts.

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Harry Frankfurt reference just made my night. You have earned a follower.

Had you quoted Sidney Morganbesser, I would have probably purchased you a bride from Russia.

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Hi. I am Mr. Helpful. It appears as if @samueldouglas sent his response to you, to me. Wow! So awkward.

This is what he said:

Thanks! To be honest, I can't believe it took me so long to think of Frankfurt. Thanks for not purchasing the bride - my wife and I appreciate it. Still, it's the thought that counts.

I read it and did not know what the hell he was talking about but you might know.

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Well I saw a show on the local television with a guy who looks like a girl that has four wives and like 29 children, and he says it’s because LDS Jesus said so.

So I was just following the rules and offering Mr. Douglas another wife, in addition to, rather than in lieu of, his current wife.

Like a Bedouin or a cultleader in a U.S. flyover State somewhere.

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How much for a wife? Do you take STEEM?

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Thanks! To be honest, I can't believe it took me so long to think of Frankfurt. Thanks for not purchasing the bride - my wife and I appreciate it. Still, it's the thought that counts.

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I like it better when you commandeer. Way more random and completely off kilter.

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I thought, after reading his lessons and insults, this was the type of engagement he was looking for, so I thought I'd play along. Maybe I should have just said, "Nice post."

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This kind of writing the problem with it is that it's too try hard. Yes you can get attention with it but it's not sustainable when you constantly think that the only way of getting people to pay attention is to try to trigger them in every sentence.

But yes it's a little funny to read that but you could feel the needy energy in every line being written. You can feel that the core value that should be there is not there. And it's also living in scarcity. No matter how much money you make you are still living in scarcity.

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Yes, his approach is unauthentic. He often says things like, "nobody else writes like him," and all this other nonsense. The reason for that is because he's doing it wrong.

Here's an old example of my work that doubles as an honest advertisement.

The engagement after the show highlights the difference when one takes this sort of approach and does it properly.

The two key elements missing here are: intentional humor and honesty. I also didn't cram this down anyone's throat by purchasing votes. It's all 100% organic.

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Yeah, maybe that's what he was looking for. You should have known.

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the post annoyingly lengthy.

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You love hijacking my top comment don't you.

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Says the guy...

Hijacking the trending page.

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He started powering down about five hours before making that comment, so maybe we won't be seeing as much of him in the future.

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Maybe he just needs more money for votes. It's like crack cocaine. Once you start, you're finished!

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The fonts killed it!

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Believe in yourself! You are the best! praise

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this comment is not funny or entertaining, unlike the original post you attempted to parody.

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That's fine. It was a parody. An exaggeration of what you think was funny. I didn't really find it funny either.

Are you from the West?

"Harambe is inside all of us"

Gets #1 trending on Steemit

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you writing is quite subtle and very creative, how to be you?

Damn everytime I read one of your posts I cant stop thinking how much it sounds like im reading my own thoughts/shit I would say...you are just a version of me that has practiced putting their insane highspeed thoughts into a readable scripture for others to read. And let me tell you, it is very motivating and youve inspired me to start writing down my own almost surreal life stories. So for that, thank you @yallapapi

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Maybe we are in the Matrix Borg hehe? Did somebody WALL-EEEEEEEEEE?

Wow another successful troll! Congratulations you are soo more awesum for using the bots like them. Brilliant!

Almost a love/hate thing. It's all too much

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you say it, Willy Wonka, haha, true dat

Aye bitch.

Try me once.

Hit hard.

(nothing personal i think we can just have fun together with violence)

You’re smart in a different way than you’d like people to think and more vulnerable than you like to admit.... interesting...

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are you a mind reader....do me....do me.....do me!

wow the garbage flows... and just like stripping oold computer circuit boards there is a little gold on some connectors!

Blame drop the mike on that mike from the ren man!

you got a few cents from me in circle J...

So reciprocate!
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The Millennial Falcon was also a pile of garbage as well, hehe.

Thats funny......

Reason 11 to Stop Reading This And Go Do Something Productive:

Boredom. Yawn!

Aww no one watched your informercial.

Far out man, if you can't make it, what hope is there for us normal mortals who lack the liquidity to boost our posts? And look at the price of STEEm and SBD - it's almost like this shit isn't attracting enough new money to overcome inflation and the general malaise in the broader crypto markets. Fuck! it's almost like quality matters, and that what you've been saying is actually bullshit.

Anyway, I largely agree with @simplymike. You aren't stupid, though I think you'd prefer that we thought you were. And you are sensitive. Most of all, despite all the faux machismo and generally coming off as being full of piss and vinegar, you actually care what people think.

Hope this all works out for you. Seriously.

nice post....upvote and resteem :)

wow you are making it bro. Real dope, nigga. Unfortunately engy is my second :(

Upvoted because you took douche bag to a whole new level and why not since... wait. Fuck you.

  1. you are an ass
  2. stop calling me a circle jerker.
  3. I agree with a lot of what you have to say
  4. don't start doing meth in Thailand
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But should government continue in drug prohibition?

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all I am saying is if he does meth in thailand then he will for sure be calling us circle jerkers. He will start accusing of being circle jerkers with crystals. and I don't know but I think that might be the worst kind of circle jerkers the ones with crystals. Thats what I heard anyway.

You said you are scared of reading the comments

Here you go a nice comment just for you :)
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This post is resteemed and upvoted by @bestboom

I don't want my 5 minutes back, I want more of this shit!

Finally, they've released the master.
Hey @yallapapi, who kidnapped you last time?
That dude aint sexy at all, not like you. Was saying shit like not giving fucks as a reply to my comment. That means he actually gives a damn fuck, but who cares?

Damn! This piece is the shit! Got my dick rock hard!

I'm back to being your disciple man, plus here're your nudes...

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Ingin menjadi seperti anda yang begitu mudahnya menulis dengan baik,hingga mendapat begitu banyak upvote..@yallapapi

I see reading and enjoying, amazingly good postings you, innovative and and add knowledge. Thanks for sharing

All good writers read a lot.
Those complaining about posts being too long aren't interested in #sharkschool anyway. (Scr*w them. - This would be the logical thing to write to make a point and express an opinion, and offend people all at the same time.

But, it's not how I speak. Not who I am. Not my style.

Back to lesson #1)

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Agreed, Leaders Are Readers, and Weeders Are Breeders, haha.

Perhaps its a similarity in Ausomeness, but I did use my voice in my last past post "Growing Apart" and guess what? I got a Curie vote! Holy Shit, it worked. I joined your discord, email list, and Instagram. Posted on IG & DC. You ignored me but it's fine. LOL! Bye....

Thanks for the tips. Seriously, good stuff. I look forward to the next post.

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Good work with using your voice and keep up the good work. Is DC short for Discord or what is DC? And what is IG?

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Discord and Instagram @joeyarnoldvn :)

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Seriously intriguing post, brother. I would warn you against compounding upon, and/or spreading negativity For the purpose of keeping our collective consciousness in a positive light… But I don’t expect you to listen to me, you don’t seem like the type. I’m going to read through all your links because they Seem helpful, as well as your general idea of posting :-) have a great day, and thanks for being here!

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Is there a difference between creating negativity and in shinning light on the darkness, the negativity, sometimes, a little, as negativity is already here, there, all over, yeah?

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I see the question that you are asking. I would say I worry that "Shining a light on darkness" might focus on darkness enough to bring about more darkness (see how much you just thought about darkness? ;). I say this Because I believe in the power of our collective consciousness, as well as our conversations, to bring about negativity or positivity in our reality. At least, I would think, that shining a light on the light could only make the light stronger...which, I believe (and I'm not saying in any way that you have to as well), is the main goal of existence. Becoming more focused and aware of darkness just brings down your vibration to ill health in all areas of life on an individual level as well as a societal level; whereas focusing on the light charges your vibrations to higher frequencies. Thankfully, we all choose our own path!

How about CBD have you tried that? I
With a small thc activator it can work wonders for people. Most still claim its for pain but ive turned the plant into a natural sunscreen. Well great post and thanks for the info.
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What is CBD?

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Hopefully this will help.
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Good. Thanks. Great. CBD should be legal. I have heard it helps some people like you said. I agree that it is an herb, a medicine that helps.

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Tha ks so much. It does work well but
You cannot patent a plant in America so big pharma wont touch it. Curing or containing which does big pharma make the most money on?

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I hate Big Pharma and the other monsters.

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Totally. Agreed

Spend lots of money on upvotes (oh wait you're broke. Nevermind)

Yep..... puts head in oven.

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Is that an idiom? When you put a head in an oven, does that mean you are getting burnt like a no win situation?

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Inhaling the gas from a gas oven was at one time a method of suicide - in context here - I'm quoting him and agreeing that I'm broke and cant afford to play the bot upvote game - thus i mind as well (fugitively ) kill myself. I'm dark - i know.

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Thanks. In case I ever need to end it. Now I know a new way to play Hang Man in real life with myself hehe, just kidding. I don't pay for self-bots either. I get dark humor and stuff. I can dig it sometimes.

As you pointed out, you were not your brand in the last one. Sure, you still got plenty of suck up comments. But you lost two things. Your connection of us vs. them, and sympathy from many, perhaps subconsciously where all the real shit is happening.

You probably should not have been so flippant about using your parents. It is one thing to poke fun of people here being morons (especially when you at times reveal as you do that you are one of us), but the ease you had painting your parents as gullible probably hit some walls in many peoples program.

One problem with branding is if you deviate from it, people will say WTF is dis shit? Also, you are accepting applications now for others to be your worker bees in building your growing empire here, which would also be prone to turning off some of the more intelligent (or lazy) folks who think screw that, I have enough struggle putting in effort on my own shit. Calls to action are always a gamble where you never know how many will decide it is time to move on from snake oil salesman. No offense meant here, but many are wary when a call to sacrifice for some undetermined future benefit is the dynamic.

Overall you are a smashing success, your push/pull style an art form and joy to watch. I will be curious to keep watching just to see if you can walk anyone through their program and realize everything you are throwing out in parable can be summed up with the Nike phrase of Just Do It.

Of course, three words aren't effective at growing a base of hungry followers, so I applaud your ability to write what may be the equivalent of many novels before you are done that could all be narrowed down to those three words.

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Rebranding is tough but it is sometimes better to reinvent the brand, the series, yourself, the company, or whatever it may be. Yes, just do it with oatmeal hehe.

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actually i liked post #1 it was a quite good introduction of you as a person to people like me who do not know you a lot. It was not too long it felt more like lesson no 1,2,3 and 4 in one :D

Thus i would prefer style #1 more than this one but dude post what you want ur shit is still informative and knwoledge is all i seek. Like ur writing but expected more out of #2

Keep posting.

excellcent writing..... just awesome story

Well, I don't care what the general opinion about all this might be. I find REAL, ACTUAL VALUE on what you say @yallapapi. In a non-ironic way.

You use a style I have not seen pretty often, and you use it quite well. It is actually more difficult than anybody would think.

So, I joined your channel and subscribe to your email list, gladly.

The thing that I still can't figure out is the effing bidbots. They are not, NOT a profitable tool. I can't find any way they could be. So, you say they are, and I am eager to listen how.

Will be here every day, ready to learn this way. :)

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He has a website too?

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Lol. Your byline is fucking awesome.

Harambe, too soon dude...

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Big Foot is adopting again. It is not trafficking if an illegal Immigrant, like this Monkey Leprechaun, is doing the pizza gate stuff.

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Hmm, that's funny

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I had a long time without reading read a publication so damn sarcastic, rude, lustful and... among others. It is perceived the essence of someone who was a loser much of his life and that is no longer (although I am not very sure).

It is general terms I felt a certain fascination for your publication, the pedantry of your arguments and the airs of fictitious greatness that you have.

I vote for you! It's a pity that my vote is not so valuable ... Ups! Do not resteem your publication, I do not care if you fuck my sister as long as you use condon, do not leave offspring.

Regards dear fucker! :P

Now this I can work with. Thanks

The weakness that we have inside and which we do not want anyone else to see manifests itself in many ways, as in your case through your writings .. we are vulnerable and with hidden fears..I follow you.
I invite you to visit my profile and if you are willing to give me your support. Thank you.

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And vulnerability is a gateway to success.

By the end of the post, i got confused.

So uh..anybody got what the point of lesson 2 was?

Haha! You are seriously becoming one of my favorite people on here lmfao! I do hope / aspire to get to the "level" you're at on here, it seems like people really do appreciate your style of writing and getting a point across. I'm starting to notice some of the down side of this site, like crap posts getting hella love. Or hot chicks just posting like one pic of themselves and people comment, "great post!" "awesome, way to go!"
Almost makes me want to start wearing makeup, get out my slutty mcslut clothes and post some pics like that. But yea no, fuck that. Gonna be me!
Anyhew, see ya around! :)

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Sex sells, right? Put a beautiful girl in front of a car. And then people buy the car. Money talks. We may not like that. And there are exceptions to these generalities. And yeah, sex is not the only thing that sells, but it is a default setting in males, sometimes females as they look at hot men with big muscles. But Steemit is a personification of global societies which simply emphasizes and highlights what people like and do already and that is part of capitalism of supply and demand.

But hey, Cinnamon Sunset, if it makes you feel any better, when I eat Cinnamon Bread, I think of you, or maybe I will. I was eating some cinnamon bread or something this morning while writing this. And haha, you don't need makeup. Yea, be you. It make take more time to build audiences, fans, without taking the marketing shortcuts, like selling out your body as click bait or whatever, but slow and steady wins the race.

Better people can and are rising on Steemit and it can still take years for some of the better people to become whales here and we will always see One Click Wonders or One Click Whales come and go on Steemit and that is capitalism and true and real success is not really or not normally created overnight. Be like Rick Grimes and do what you gotta to get Facebook Negan and others haha.

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Indeed sex does sell! That's for sure! And yes, I agree that it just the way it goes with capitalism, which is fine - on a primal level I understand that beauty (and / or physical attraction) gets the attention of most. Nobody enjoys looking at what is deemed as "ugly", lol!
Haha, well I'm flattered, in regards to the cinnamon bread haha! I actually just made some homemade cinnamon pancakes, so delicious! You may want to give that a try sometime yea!
I also agree that slow and steady wins the race in most cases, and in some others are anomalies, but for the majority people do need to work for it to become successful with anything really :)

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Agreed. Thanks. Awesome. Beautiful. Yummy turtle life pancakes.

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What is (AND IS NOT) .... spam (AND NOT-SPAM) ... is (AND IS NOT) .... your opinion, too, hehe.

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I knew it haha, always thought he looked familiar. Bow to the king. Negan is like an evil version of Batman.

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Hahahahaha epic

You actually did piss me off when you said "I don't spend hours writing this just for 100 SBD". Thanks I'm crying right now...and thinking about taking naked pics of myself eating dinner LOL

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Do that, you will get loads of desperate whales upvoting you and also sending you SBD for......... ;) EASY MONEY FOR A HOT CHICK NAKED AS ALWAYS.. ;)

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LOL nah, not my style, plus I think those whales get loads of messages from desperate chicks

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Hahaha yes, Dont wanna name them, as there are many.. Both whales and chicks.. ;) You get easily flagged here for speaking the truth... Meetups are like "Bilderberg" meetings.. ;)

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Can you make a post comparing Steem Meets to Bilderberg? Is that just a joke or it there more there than meets the eye like Transformers?

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Meetups are good for The elites of Steemit, the rich and minnows who are good ass kissers, and minnow chicks who wants to get rich making shit posts...

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I hear dinner tastes better that way, hehe.

My G, fuck that. Make a guide for using vote-bots.

"But you, my sweet little circle-jerker, why are you here? You want to make 10 SBD per day so you can move to a country with drinkable tap water? "

I'm in India right now, and that line made me crack up.

Strange article, couldn't stop reading, everything you say is wind (french way of talking) but I loved it,dunno why, thank you strange man

Longest post ever....... God bless Harambe

I think that it is almost impossible for everyone to have a good time. Look at the case of Jesus Christ. Centuries have passed and it still does not quite please everyone.
For my part I tell you that as you write what you like it matters what others say

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Very true @merryslamb we certainly can not please all, being oneself is just enough that's all. We are all unique is a way others might find otherwise...

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Men love darkness, John 3:19, because their deeds are evil. Jesus is of the light.

Take yesterday's post for example - I'm not happy with it. I mean come on, I made such a fucking big deal about this #sharkschool thing that I expected the first post to come crashing out the gate. And what happened?
¡70 comments and 600 reads. Pathetic!

Hahahaha ¿What could I say that usually I don't get not even a single comment despite getting enough views in my extravagant posts to receive at least one?

Yeah mate! I suppose that there are very few people wearing hats these days. }:)

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lolz.. Thats coz steemians dont waste their votes on good content thats not steem.. lolzz ;)

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Hahaha @veerall! Yeah! just tell me about it. To one dressed up in pink who is usually sitting on his throne preaching from the highest pinnacle of Soliloquies Jainism.

Sometimes I just wonder: ¿Why most of my live audience and commenters are and only/always has been my loyal crickets chirping and nightly toads croaking safe far away hidden in the darkness? Tsk Tsk }:)

You remind me of those great tv shows that come and go that you find out about years later. Love your style, laugh, I nearly got a round in. I resteemed the MF post yeay

excellent post, I love your work really seems to me of very good content, keep it up, congratulations I always follow your work

I WOULD RATHER DIE A LONE WOLF, STANDING UP FOR THE TRUTH, THEN A FUCKING COWARD ASS KISSER LIKE THE MAJOTIRY WHO ARE AFRAID.. I SUPPORT YOU COMPLETELY @yallapapi

REMEMBER, MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION ARE SHEEPLE, AND THEY ARE PROUD TO BE ONE...

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Agreed, Lone Ranger Wolf Batman Dexter Morgan Rick Grimes man.

God fucking damn it. I really don't want to like you or your fucking 'articles' and I really want to hate every bloody thing you have to say. If I had something better to do with my time, I probably still wouldn't go do it, but at the moment it's this or watching some inane piece of shit show with my damn dog who has spent the last hour vacillating between licking his own ass and trying to hack up what I hope to god is just a hairball. So instead here I am reading this crap sandwich.

I think I'm starting to enjoy this.

Now I'm going to go take photos of me eating my dessert in the nude. Just kidding, no one wants to see that. Well, some dumb ass probably wants to see that, but it isn't happening right now because I don't have the energy to set that shit up.

Also, I don't have a sister and if I did, she sure as shit wouldn't be living in my god damn house.

I hate to admit it (and I mean it, I REALLY hate to admit it,) but yeah, asshole, I DID like this post.

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hope your dog gets well soon and you can watch Roseanne

God damn that is some great content; actually laughing out loud.
I came for the circle jerk but left with a smile on my face, Thank you kindly.

I finally got around to my intro post that you pushed me to get done. Thanks for that. I honestly don’t think without your edgy straight shooter posts I would have gotten around to it. Forget all the crazy internet money, you done right by me friend.
I promised to give out 10% to a minnow who engages in my post and unfortunately I have gotten nothing but the standard steemit circle jerk comments.
That means there is some SBD up for grabs for anyone who wants to pull their head out of their ass and actually read my post and make a worthwhile comment.
https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@mulletwang/hey-steemit-long-time-lurker-first-time-poster-10-of-post-to-random-minnow
Here is a link so I can hopefully piggyback off of some of your success. SUCKER>!
Thanks again, Mr. SUPERBOSS @YALLAPAPI
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That would make for a great haircut meme, came in for a circle jerk, came out with a smiley jerk instead. Service with a smile. The full service with a happy ending. Crazy Internet? What is that? Haha. Just kidding or am I haha? Kind of like crazy Internet email.

Post benefit for the development of our sense of humanity. thank you for @yallapapi

Hmm your stories are encouraging .keep up the good work

it seems that u have sense of humor and fuck ur sister too

You'll be surprised to see other lame people trying to copy his style thinking he started with abstract and awkward posts like this from his early beginnings.
I hope you read to this point when he said "Fuck that. I don't spend hours writing this just for 100 SBD", he definitely could not write this in his first few weeks!
But what the hell, I still found this article awesome because it has got its own style of passing across the message straight up your face!

wow amazing brother.

nice post 👍👍👍😎😎😎😎

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Harambe fucked my Sister. I'm now selling exclusive rights to the wanna, gunna, hump, hump, stroke, stroke it, oh yeah............. red rocket video I produced! 3.000 STEEM and it's yours?

I'm actually learning more about this platform by reading your stuff on this blog..... and peeping your wallet of course! thank you!

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Titles of your posts are really impressly amazing xD
For someone with an average english skills (me) first translations means "How to drink humans blood and be happy" oO
Steemit = no censorship, sooooo i thought you want to becam a cannibal xD

You're smart in another way you want to think and make people more deceptive.

you really are a writer

Holy shit your first meme is to descusting >.<

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You do not like Rick?

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I do haha i love TWD but I care whitch time of the mounth we are 😂😂

@yallapapi...tanx for equiping some of us with this wonderful lesson. Sooner or later i will have a testimony.

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LMMFAO!

photography is very interesting to me. stop by.@yallapapi ( 63 )

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I never thought i would ever read this long post but i did it with these sharkschool lessons. I think i am addicted

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Moral of the story: Don't write shit. And stop reading this shit, and write better shit.

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haha, yea, and take funny photos too like Winnie the Pooh with no pants on, hehe

Then one day I was like fuck it, I'm just going to write whatever I want.

Nice post bro @yallapapi
I resteem this post 💞

Lol... I am one of your newest followers and yes like you mentioned some wouldn't read the whole content before commenting and yes I just did! but the few paragraphs I read I could tell you keep it straight with no chase and I love, I mean we are all entitled to our opinions.
The tips on how to write like you I find it helpful I will take some tips and run with it.
Awesome stuff thanks for keeping it real @yallapapi

"Stop reading and do some other work" was one and the only valuable thing in your article. LOL... anyhow It was interesting to read it as I wasted my time in something useless creativity. kidding..

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yea, that is when I started reading faster hehe

Thank you for informing my friends.

Though your posts @yallapapi are controversial, I like them for the originality. Behind those long lines of words are life lessons and the truth on this platform. Keep keeping it real.

I can't understand anything

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That is why we go to school haha.

Picture at the top of the post is pure gold. Getting it tattooed on my face. Sharkschool is like an ill story where the title is for a romance novel and content is about serial perversion. Can't wait for part 3!

Yalapapi you are my main man, the fucking bukowski, i spent the hour waisting my time on the shitty subway reading this post from a dummie phone nokia,
I always thaught that this community is way to positive, to the point that borders on the sickly

It would give the finish touch if you rejected the sbd, but this double moral is going and going just like the episode of black mirror when the nigga is gonna kill himself, but insted I join the circle of jerks

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Banana Wars haha

I liked what I read, success.

You're a decent shitposter. This inspired me to invite every shitposter I know to come fuck this site sideways until something interesting happens.

You sound like Charles Bukowski forced to be a salesman. But fuck yes!!!! that shit will sound inspiring... I came here looking for Joseph Heller
Ps: I just joined steemit today (and yes I know you don't give a SHIT about that).

Wow seram

Agreed, talk the way you think, write the way you talk, and yeah, be funny, or be bad ass like Rick Grimes of The Walking Dead (TWD) and Dexter Morgan and Batman, AKA Trump, and be as true to yourself first in building from real eternal foundations.

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