Do You Know This Woman?

We were asked to give a response to this video

Is She Human?

Now, that is an excellent question and in my humble opinion - she is not.

Why do I think that?

• Well, for one, this mysterious purple woman has a very white face - you see that in the picture above, right? People don't look like that - but vampires do!! Just saying. And purple blends well with the color of the favorite vampire food!! Not that I have any proof but I sure have a string of garlic hanging next to my bed.

• Two. She never sleeps!!! No matter what time of the day you come onto steemit or discord - here she is. Either helping a newbie figure out what to do or hunting down talented musicians to feature on her radio show. It is the oldest vampire trick in the world!! Build trust and they will follow you wherever you go. Hmmm.

• Three. She is in more than one place at the same time. She speaks as a Canadian and as a Floridian (if that is a word - see, already I feel faint just thinking of the vampire presence and don't know my words anymore 😩). Those two are far apart from each other.

• If that is not enough, one minute you find her helping all kinds of people at the alliance where she keeps company with another non-sleeper (probably a vampire as well - a blond one from Sweden. I am thinking dyed hair to fit in since we know that all Swedes are blond - but that is another story. This one we are talking about here has dark hair as you can see and all vampires do have dark hair) and if you quickly jump ship and run over to the @steemusa channel - there she is helping someone else. Do you see what I mean?

• But wait, it gets worse. Here she is on Steemit doing all kinds of steemit things and knowing her way around, doing radio shows, and leading communities and such - the next thing you know, she is at EOS, knowing all kinds of things, facilitating and editing live video session, creating community and doing all kinds of things. A normal person can't do that much.

• I have more proof of this person whose name maybe shall not be named since she might be THAT kind of a person is definitely, for sure, maybe not human. She also has a child. For most people, that is enough to keep them busy all day long. Do I need to repeat all the things she does? Ever present in at least four places? Canada, Florida, SteemUsa, The Alliance - the later sounds a bit suspicious too.

• Here is more proof. She speaks Korean so she can sing her beloved K-pop and dances all day long around the house! Have you seen the moves those K-poppers put on? and we do know that vampires can just speak any language they want to blend in with their meals surroundings.

And did you see how they were calling you in at the beginning of the video? Hmmm.

That is what she does - singing and dancing all over!!

I hope that you see why I had to come to the conclusion that @topkpop can not be human at all. Either vampire or alien. Not sure. what do you think?

Oh. Here is another clue. That is how she signs her posts.

Maybe Alien? Vampires don't like crosses, right?

Hmmmmmm..........

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