Steemit Sandwich contest week 3. The kitchen sink

I'll admit this may come out sloppy cause I'm currently laying drunk in a tent with my family freezing

fucking beauty, eh? Realize this post will take forever cause I'm in 3G

Started with frying some honey oat bread with butter and Tex mex seasoning

Then frying a couple slices of black forest ham

wilst slathering in some red pepper jelly to my Tex mex toasty.

^next we tar

And then I passed out, leaving my phone on, killing the battery. The post continues as I have snuck off in my canoe for some privacy.

Nope, never mind. 3G is so slow loading photos I'll fall asleep in the canoe.

This photo took 3 minutes to load :/ (and on second look hadn't actually loaded at all, readded for context)

(And also sent me five minutes downstream adding 15 minutes to my paddle back.)

Finally I'm back to civilization to complete my sandwich entry, which by now has already returned to nature.

Where was I?

Eggs. Over hard, because if I wanted my sandwich to spill down my chin,(insert nsfw joke here, if it's really good submit it to @artwatch's contest)

Aged Swiss cheese? How bout some Raclette imported from Geneva in our suitcase? Aged? It's been in the fridge since April, so was about damn time to enjoy

Just let that cheese melt down to full awesome

Heres where we go super international. To the ham we add some Norwegian peppered smoked salmon packaged in Greece that we bought at Costco in Brooklyn. Did I mention I'm a internationalvore? The carbon footprint for this sandwich would make BP blush.

good sandwiches are all about layers, if captain @jaybird taught me anything in back in 'nam, it was a great sandwich has many layers... And that she's not a lady with a penis, she's a dude with tits

I guess I'm trying to say a sandwich is like an onion, or add onions to your sandwich next

Don't forget to add some green crap to give it the modicum of healthy. I chose mixed greens. You should use iceberg, it's just a better lettuce.

and there you have it.
'The Kitchen Sink'

Hmmm, looks lonely...

Now that's better, a little bit of potato Salad to pull it all together. I know this isn't a salad contest though, so take it for what it's worth.

Delicious.

Well, this is perhaps the longest contest entry, in both timeframe to write and complete process. But I hope you have enjoyed it. I think I have remembered everything this time, it runs till Tuesday so I'm well within the deadline, I've listed my ingredients still feel like something might be missing.

Gadzooks I've got it

Not the first time I forgot

Good luck to my fellow contestants, I mean, my sandwich was fucking delicious, a prize in its own right. I think that is the true meaning of this contest, to brag about how good of food we get to make ourselves, so enjoy that warm love that only a truly great sandwich can fill you with.