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in #introduceyourself6 years ago (edited)

Hi everyone, my name is Angelique. I am very new here but heard am gonna meat great guys right here. I am a professional fashion designer, model, waitress, stripper, and pornstar in Las Vegas, and I love meeting new people that can impact me positively.


I have stared in several big budget movies including “Womb Raider”, “Girls Gone Wide”, “These Boobs are made for Swinging”, “Asthmatic Girls in the Smoking Section” and I’m currently filming “Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Giving Head” directed by Joseph Siftheim


I’m hanging out to be part of the Steamit family and if you upvote and follow me I will follow you straight back.

When I have thousands of followers my dream is to travel the world with a crew of photographers, visiting exotic locations and posing in my bikini. And earning thousands of dollars from all my fans on Steamit.


Right now I really need your help because my boyfriend has just told me that he can't commit to me unless I have bigger boobs, so I need to save money in order to go to Brazil for some breast implants.

I kindly need your love and acceptance, love and God bless.



Oops. Sorry.

This is a satirical post highlighting the large number of these fake posts that are currently being put up.

Oops. Sorry.

Yep you got me, my boobs are fake...

Will you still sleep with me?


I was attempting to make it visible, it appears this person used a lot of juice to downvote it, jeeze!!!

Thanks for having my back!

This is all a bit new to me, in a year on Steemit I've never had a post flagged before.

The guy that did it hasn't earned much, but has put $37 000 of his own $ into his wallet. And he likes to go round saying things like "I'm half whale and I'll take care of this"

I was just thinking, "OH shit, I'd better get some help, when one of my most on to it and full walleted followers came and sorted things out.

I hate this flagging thing and if you ever have any of your friends getting this done to them, let me know and I'll do what I can. I've actually taken to unflagging anything that's been flagged lately if I have enough hitting power to uncensor it. Whatever it is - I don't really care, I just hate flagging!

I do get a few comments flagged, but never by anyone with enough power to not be overcome. When I vote my comments back to visible the flagger often removes their flag - so these days if I look like I'm up-voting my own comments, that's often why... (I know that's ironic coming from someone who upvoted 1200 of their own comments before the hard fork)

In this case the half whale did a 100% flag on every comment I did on my post. Most of them I have reposted and deleted the original, but I've left a few for LOL's :)

Up until this week I've generally aimed to be all positive on Steemit, but I must admit I feel like I've run into a years worth of total clowns in one week and I just found myself trolling some poor sap who thinks I am a tool of satan (666) - and then I thought "time to take a deep breath and remember Steemit is different", or I'll start attracting them flies.

Not the biggest fan of flags myself, though I have seen cases where it was needed, a couple of real dickhead trolls that just needed to get gone. But people who use it like this jackass did, drive me nuts. Especially the way they were with Deb, that really rubbed me wrong.

I saw that ausbitbank came and took care of it. I have some people I could go to in these situations too. I appreciate your offer and that goes the other way too, I will always help my friends :)

Yeah, that's probably wise, there are some flies around. But I still do believe steemit is different, there are enough great people here to create the environment I prefer to hang out in :)

He overestimated the ability of people to recognise satire without having it spelt out. He has now corrected it. In all of his other posts he is quite open and transparent about who he is. Yes, it was an error in judgement to not spell out the satire from the start. But have you also flagged all the other fake intro posts? This one is over the top to make the point.

Oops. Sorry.

Well I do know this guy from Adam, Ian is a great steemian and friend and this was satire. I wish I had seen this post when it was first put up. I'm sorry that you took it so badly.

There is literally NOTHING to indicate that your defense is rooted in truth.

These Boobs are made for Swinging...

LOL. You beat me to posting the google image search proof by about 2 minutes. Well done, @libertyteeth!

I really wish I had seen this post the day it happened. Ian is a corker, but this really was satirical. He's been a good friend to me for a long time here.

Oops. Sorry.

Oops. Sorry.

Hell you are good at searching for porn images - maybe you could give me some tips - I'll even let you see my boobs - not knowing the difference between satire and a real fake intro post could be a potential problem on Steemit though...

After eight days I finally got a notification from Steemcleaners about this post with it's blatant misuse of the introduceyourself tag, so I'll add a copy of my response to that here for the record.

Hi Steemcleaners

In order to prevent identity theft, identity deception of all types, and content theft, it would be great if Steemcleaners did something about the dozens of fake introduce yourself posts that are being posted including the three that inspired this one.

If you are going to do something about fake posts it might be also be good to notice them before they expire and get their payout.

This is one of the posts that inspired mine:


LOL they tried to ding you after the payout? Seems they're a little overworked. The other evidence indicates that as well...

yep. all of that is funny because I had seen that same post yesterday, I had seen THIS post in my Steem feed today, I scrolled through his posts to find ORIGINAL "IntroduceYourself" AND I unfollowed. At first I was skeptical, and then I had seen the 4th pic with the MS Paint and I knew what I was dealing with...

If you are familiar with this posters work, you would know that most of what he writes is satirical. Maybe he thought it was so obviously satirical he didnt need to spell it out. That has now been corrected.

Oops. Sorry.

This is a blatant lie - I never said any of those things!

Hahahahaaaaa, this is my favorite comment, hands down!

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

@libertyteeth, good job in spoting wrong doings. We need more people like you here and steemit.

Oops. Sorry.

Yes this an attempt to scam you I must admit, please forgive me and trust in God - would you like to see my boobs? - please refolow me or I will never get to Brazil...

Your account is fake and so is this post. Please stop using Steemit for your spam.

Google Proof here. Caution, NSFW.


Presumably you read the rest of his blog before judging it was fake? He writes satire and has been here for over a year.

Oops. Sorry.

That was not a reply to you, it was a reply to the person who declared the account a fake. You didn't say it was a fake.

Removed my downvote. No satire tag until he edited the post and no other hint of satire besides the misspelling of "Steamit". I'm still not sure how I feel about using another's photos in satire without a credit to the photo's owner.

Thanks, I still need to save money in order to go to Brazil for some breast implants

Oops. Sorry.

Oops. Sorry.

Well, you seriously overestimated the ability of the average steemian to recognise satire, didn't you?

I'm glad it ended up in the green zone, but I definitely would have rounded up the troops to make sure of it. You know I'm good at that, make sure you tell me next time! (I know it's my fault for not coming here myself until now) :)

I'm wondering if we will see more of this in the future - hope not, I'm perplexed how he ever got that much money in the first place - and why on earth did he follow me? - Life is full of mysteries!

I'm not sure about "average" but I think for my next post where I claim to be Michelle Obama's penis I may have to tag it pissfest or something...

I also have doubts about that lady

Your post was immediately funny....but those comments had me in hysterics!!! I think a few needed to let of STEAM so you have done your civic duty. I'll be waiting for the Michelle Obama post.

I love the Hillary comment LOLOL!!! I wish I saw this when it happened.

It was hysterical...except for the flags.

I know! And by someone with a screen name that starts with liberty, I can't quite get over that one!

I'm gobsmacked - since I last looked there has been a huge pile more self righteous comments - I thought up to a few months ago most people on Steemit had more than two brain cells, but not any more.

And I used to think more followers was a good thing, but now I'm starting to think it isn't!

I was also astounded. It does make for good reading, I'm going to look at round 2....😂


I hope never to encounter those people on Steemit again... I'm tempted to do a post about humour (which they can't even spell) having just been declared illegal in America, but I'm not looking for another flag spanking at the moment!

Did your rep drop?

No - rep only drops if the flaggers have higher reps - in this case it was all money and not rep

I just wondered as I saw, um shall we say the main complainant ,had high STEAM power

Hahahaha! Oh my gosh, @sift666. You've got me in hysterics with this one. I knew it was satire before I even read it, just from the thumbnail and first few lines on my feed. Then, I read it, and read all the insane comments from people who don't know you on here, and who don't recognize satire, and it got even funnier. The world is a weird place, and people are getting weirder, but I can always count on you to be here to make fun of it all. Thanks for the much-needed laugh with this hysterically funny post. :)

Thanks, I never realised there were people who couldn't tell the difference between satire, sarcasm, and lying.

And who randomly interchange the terms. And until recently, I don't think there was any on Steemit. They used to stick to Youtub and Fakebook.

Having 700 followers is not without it's drawbacks!

Haha! It was so obvious to me, from the beginning. I thought, "Oh, he's making fun of those posts with scantily clad women who make a ton of money with their introduction posts." I don't know why that wasn't obvious to everyone else. You didn't even post it under a different account. You posted it with your own, so clearly you were doing a satire post.

I've noticed that many of the newcomers here are not nearly as nice as the "old timers." This used to be a relatively nice, friendly, helpful, peaceable community. However, I've seen plenty of posts from people who haven't been here very long at all that are just filled with hate and negativity, and just plain bad attitudes. I've been dealing with my own personal troll today over on the Steempocalypse thread....some newcomer who wants to dictate who I do and do not upvote, and who is creepily looking into my upvoting history and questioning it. I basically just upvote people in my news feed, except for when I have a whole lot of spare time, when I might go into the "New" section and upvote some people who are new to me. What is wrong with people? Steemit is not as nice of a place as it used to be. You're still one of the good ones, you and @kiwideb. :)

Many thanks! And congrats on hitting 600 followers - although you may soon wish you only had 500 again!

Yes I seem to be seeing a few real dickheads on Steemit lately, but I guess that happens when it goes more mainstream - usually I just mute and ignore them, I've always aimed to avoid serious argument, but I must admit when they start quaking I struggle to contain myself!

Lol! So true. I feel the same way, too. I try to rise above the fray, but sometimes, I just have to say something, especially on the (so far) rare occasion it is directed at me. I try to avoid controversy, but sometimes it finds you regardless of what you do, because there are people who thrive on it, and look for reasons to be mean. I don't care to interact with those people (except for telling them off, and then muting them).

Remember the last time I did a post about boobs 11 months ago and you were the only person who commented on it?


Ah, good times. :)

Yeah, I've been dealing with my own troll too...spamming comments on MY post and then getting a little irate when I brought up some inconsistancies.
It can be so frustrating!!!

And i just want everyone to get along and be helpful and kind to each other.
Weird, right!?

Folow me and ill show you my boobs!

Personally, I don't see problem that require all these adverse comments by other users. It's a personal freedom and just let everyone be what he/she wants to be however that's against my religion but at last it's your final decision.
just upvote if you like or ignore if you don't

I was like NOOOO his account has been hacked lol. Phew!

LOL - I actually got a phone call saying that too :)

I guess I overestimated some of the new wave of Steemit users, but I didn't think I could write anything more moronic. Next time I'll try harder and aim lower!

Laughing my ass off! It's only because of how flagged it was, that I thought you got hacked.

Good one Buddy!!!

Come to Vegas and see my Elvis impersonating act and I will follow and upvote you!

are you for real? You used MS-Paint to draw "steamit s128" on a picture of a real person? Ummmm....

Didn't that make it obvious it wasn't serious?

Yes I am 100% for real and my boobs are all only natural 2 unless I get to Brazil - plz folow me I need your love

OMG, I just can't anymore.................hahahaha

@SherlockHolmes where are you? lol


satire doesn't try and pass itself off as a large chested/beautiful woman to get upvotes. There was nothing anywhere within this post to indicate that it was satire. Good satire has a purpose; a target. I could identify NEITHER within this post, I had only seen someone posting with the "IntroduceYourself" tag, when CLEARLY this user is not new, nor is the user the person they are trying to pretend to be via the photos and accompanying text.

The OP should have posted links to websites, including, but not limited to sources for the images and perhaps the intended target of the satire. This is obfuscation, and preying on gullibility for upvotes/$$$. The other thing that should have been done is proper use of tags.

Would you like to co-author some posts with me?

You are my target audience, but I see now that I just can't do this shit alone...

It'd be different if you replied to some of these comments welcoming you to Steem, and you told them "Hey, I'm not new, but I'm not a complete fraud, either, so 'disclaimer: this is just for kicks.'"

"Hey, I'm not new, but I'm not a complete fraud, either, so 'disclaimer: this is just for kicks.'"

i am for real and i have the biggest boobs!

This was pretty funny. If people can't see the sarcasm and mockery in it, can't help em.

I guess you can use steemit for that..

My friend Lizzy told me to get onto Steemit and meat hot guys! - Love you @marketanalysis


Is 'introduceyourself a euphemism for something?

Yes it seems to be a way to meet people who believe everything they read on Steemit :)

Your post was flagged, and the 'show' button doesn't work.

I think Steemit (Steamit) had a technical issue for about 15 mins and everything was blocked temporarily. It all seems to be back to normal again now

I'm not sure what is funnier here now, my post, some of the reactions to it, or the fact that the original three posts I copied much of the content from were never flagged..

I think you may have triggered someone, you little mammary shamer you.

Oops. Sorry.

What possible reason would make you think this comment was for you? Do you identify with the comment? It wasn't addressed to you. Is your name @sift666? I'll give you a tip. If you go to my blog and tickle that little MUTE button, you'll never have to hear from me again. You can do this for anyone who you don't find is up to your standards.

I'm absolutely certain you've never deceived anyone. Go ahead and judge if you like. There is nothing anyone here can do to stop you, and only one person who should.

Oops. Sorry.

Oops. Sorry.

Please look up the definition of 'JOKE'.

Oops. Sorry.

Because he has read the rest of the blog and is familiar with the posters style.

Oops. Sorry.

Well I'm sure he won't make the mistake of neglecting the satire tag again! But I'd surprised if he changes his style.

Holy shit!! I wish you would have told me about this as it was occurring! Wowwww, is it ironic to you too, that this person's account name starts with liberty?

Oops. Sorry.

Call it an inside joke for long time Steemians.

I'm not trying to give anyone a bad day.

Whenever I have a doubt, I click on the username, and look at the blog. That way I can tell who I'm voting for with one click.

Oops. Sorry.

Well, you got your way then, win for you.

Call it an inside joke for long time Steemians.

I'm not trying to give anyone a bad day.

Whenever I have a doubt, I click on the username, and look at the blog. That way I can tell who I'm voting for with one click.

Two things I like to see in a person moxie and ah ah I forgot the other. I hope you earn enough STEEM to cover your assets. Love ...

I also need to earn money to continue studying to become a lawyer, so plz vote for me

Note that this user even spelled the name of the platform wrong!


@sift666 do you have some whacky goat/sheep pics to contribute to the TeamNZ bot?

I'll see what I can find - here is one to start with - goat

anyway, everybody is welcome to the community

I'm not sure I am because my boobs are not big enough...

Plz follow me i really need the money

@sift666 what's wrong with you?
I know you and saw your past posts and had a positive feedback about you in the past
I thought you are a good one
what happened to you? why I suddenly see this post by you?
Is this account hacked
I don't believe that you are @sift666 that I knew and followed

Yes it is me - I saw three versions of the same fake post so I did a pisstake of them, but then some people flipped out and flagged my post. One of those fake posts earned over $80

They didn't flag the original fake posts though.

My point was to show how little background checking a lot of the new Steemers actually do.

It all worked better than I ever intended, but I didn't mean to trick any of my real followers such as yourself.

If I made it too plain it was a joke it wouldn't have been a joke...

And now I'm trolling because the post is getting quite a lot of attention and I'm not sure how long it will continue

for that I didn't believe it's you because I know you well
@sift666 do you accept me as a friend?

Just a big LOL!


Yes sure - it's all the usual me and I hope we are all cool, I was just having a laugh

no problem mate
have fun
If you don't mind, I would like to be a personal friend to you
just send me you FB or any contact with 0.001 sbd through my wallet

welcome to the society and good luck to you however I'm against porno industry

Oh bugger, are you going to flag me now as well :)

no, I won't
you are responsible for your choices
god will ask you not me

Good on you, I prefer to leave flagging to God as well, but God is hunting me down today...

I didn't flag you @sift666 and I will never flag you
I will not forget the good things that I saw in you
my religion made me learn to forgive
but tell me what's wrong with you?
I don't believe you are @sift666
I would like to contact you and you explain to me maybe I help you
even if you want really money maybe I can help

All of this post is fake - it's an attempt to highlight how many fake introductory posts are being posted on Steemit.

Don't worry, I'm fine, I never do any posts for money, it's all just a hobby I do for fun, and thanks for looking out for me.

oh my heart!!
so happy that It was a joke
I know well you are a good person
I really thought the account was hacked

This was the third and final fake post that pushed me over the edge and made me teeter into the realms of dangerous lunatic:


oh got it !!
but she said she is a designer not pornstar


Steemit needs to build something into the system to deal with this type of user.

When I did a post about flagging two months ago I'd never actually had a post flagged, only comments - so this was a gap in my Steemit experience - I'm just glad I have friends with some voting power.

My post was inspired by seeing that happen to a new user who only had about $20 in his wallet and only about 30 followers.


On the other hand, there is that which cannot be mentioned...


well done. It looked like a real fake to me!

I'm curious - what do you think about the possibility of the account mentioned above being a full production team?

For obvious reasons I'm not going to mention names (we are talking BIG money!

seems interesting. What do you have in mind?

I'm thinking that one of the most popular and profitable accounts on Steemit is very different from what it claims to be, but nobody is going to mention it!


If you have an American flag you can cover up anything..

sadly :D

Removed my downvote.

I still think this was a pathetic attempt at satire and your trolling didn't really help, either. However, now I know more about you, your sense of humor and what was behind your post.

Are you asking to see some more photos of boobs that haven't been Photoshopped?

And would you like me to follow you?

Welcome @Sift666 ! Nice to see more people like you - here joining steemit! Becoming a steamian is a great adventure ! Here you can win money while bloging ! At the beginning it wouldn't be easy, but it isn't impossible. So just write from your heart and everything will be allright. ! Cheers! Wish you much luck! Greetings, @khunpoom!

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