I AM NEW TO STEAMIT
Hi everyone, my name is Angelique. I am very new here but heard am gonna meat great guys right here. I am a professional fashion designer, model, waitress, stripper, and pornstar in Las Vegas, and I love meeting new people that can impact me positively.
I have stared in several big budget movies including “Womb Raider”, “Girls Gone Wide”, “These Boobs are made for Swinging”, “Asthmatic Girls in the Smoking Section” and I’m currently filming “Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Giving Head” directed by Joseph Siftheim
I’m hanging out to be part of the Steamit family and if you upvote and follow me I will follow you straight back.
When I have thousands of followers my dream is to travel the world with a crew of photographers, visiting exotic locations and posing in my bikini. And earning thousands of dollars from all my fans on Steamit.
Right now I really need your help because my boyfriend has just told me that he can't commit to me unless I have bigger boobs, so I need to save money in order to go to Brazil for some breast implants.
I kindly need your love and acceptance, love and God bless.
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This is a satirical post highlighting the large number of these fake posts that are currently being put up.
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Yep you got me, my boobs are fake...
Will you still sleep with me?
hahahahahahaha!!!
I was attempting to make it visible, it appears this person used a lot of juice to downvote it, jeeze!!!
Thanks for having my back!
This is all a bit new to me, in a year on Steemit I've never had a post flagged before.
The guy that did it hasn't earned much, but has put $37 000 of his own $ into his wallet. And he likes to go round saying things like "I'm half whale and I'll take care of this"
I was just thinking, "OH shit, I'd better get some help, when one of my most on to it and full walleted followers came and sorted things out.
I hate this flagging thing and if you ever have any of your friends getting this done to them, let me know and I'll do what I can. I've actually taken to unflagging anything that's been flagged lately if I have enough hitting power to uncensor it. Whatever it is - I don't really care, I just hate flagging!
I do get a few comments flagged, but never by anyone with enough power to not be overcome. When I vote my comments back to visible the flagger often removes their flag - so these days if I look like I'm up-voting my own comments, that's often why... (I know that's ironic coming from someone who upvoted 1200 of their own comments before the hard fork)
In this case the half whale did a 100% flag on every comment I did on my post. Most of them I have reposted and deleted the original, but I've left a few for LOL's :)
Up until this week I've generally aimed to be all positive on Steemit, but I must admit I feel like I've run into a years worth of total clowns in one week and I just found myself trolling some poor sap who thinks I am a tool of satan (666) - and then I thought "time to take a deep breath and remember Steemit is different", or I'll start attracting them flies.
Not the biggest fan of flags myself, though I have seen cases where it was needed, a couple of real dickhead trolls that just needed to get gone. But people who use it like this jackass did, drive me nuts. Especially the way they were with Deb, that really rubbed me wrong.
I saw that ausbitbank came and took care of it. I have some people I could go to in these situations too. I appreciate your offer and that goes the other way too, I will always help my friends :)
Yeah, that's probably wise, there are some flies around. But I still do believe steemit is different, there are enough great people here to create the environment I prefer to hang out in :)
He overestimated the ability of people to recognise satire without having it spelt out. He has now corrected it. In all of his other posts he is quite open and transparent about who he is. Yes, it was an error in judgement to not spell out the satire from the start. But have you also flagged all the other fake intro posts? This one is over the top to make the point.
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Well I do know this guy from Adam, Ian is a great steemian and friend and this was satire. I wish I had seen this post when it was first put up. I'm sorry that you took it so badly.
There is literally NOTHING to indicate that your defense is rooted in truth.
These Boobs are made for Swinging...
LOL. You beat me to posting the google image search proof by about 2 minutes. Well done, @libertyteeth!
I really wish I had seen this post the day it happened. Ian is a corker, but this really was satirical. He's been a good friend to me for a long time here.
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Hell you are good at searching for porn images - maybe you could give me some tips - I'll even let you see my boobs - not knowing the difference between satire and a real fake intro post could be a potential problem on Steemit though...
After eight days I finally got a notification from Steemcleaners about this post with it's blatant misuse of the introduceyourself tag, so I'll add a copy of my response to that here for the record.
Hi Steemcleaners
In order to prevent identity theft, identity deception of all types, and content theft, it would be great if Steemcleaners did something about the dozens of fake introduce yourself posts that are being posted including the three that inspired this one.
If you are going to do something about fake posts it might be also be good to notice them before they expire and get their payout.
This is one of the posts that inspired mine:
https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@hpylife/hello-steemit-let-me-introduce-myself#
LOL they tried to ding you after the payout? Seems they're a little overworked. The other evidence indicates that as well...
yep. all of that is funny because I had seen that same post yesterday, I had seen THIS post in my Steem feed today, I scrolled through his posts to find ORIGINAL "IntroduceYourself" AND I unfollowed. At first I was skeptical, and then I had seen the 4th pic with the MS Paint and I knew what I was dealing with...
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If you are familiar with this posters work, you would know that most of what he writes is satirical. Maybe he thought it was so obviously satirical he didnt need to spell it out. That has now been corrected.
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This is a blatant lie - I never said any of those things!
Hahahahaaaaa, this is my favorite comment, hands down!
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
@libertyteeth, good job in spoting wrong doings. We need more people like you here and steemit.
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Yes this an attempt to scam you I must admit, please forgive me and trust in God - would you like to see my boobs? - please refolow me or I will never get to Brazil...
Your account is fake and so is this post. Please stop using Steemit for your spam.
Google Proof here. Caution, NSFW.
https://www.google.com/search?q=joanna+bliss&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjA4ofi9PrVAhUo6oMKHWsgCMEQ_AUICygC&biw=1600&bih=794
Presumably you read the rest of his blog before judging it was fake? He writes satire and has been here for over a year.
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That was not a reply to you, it was a reply to the person who declared the account a fake. You didn't say it was a fake.
Removed my downvote. No satire tag until he edited the post and no other hint of satire besides the misspelling of "Steamit". I'm still not sure how I feel about using another's photos in satire without a credit to the photo's owner.
Thanks, I still need to save money in order to go to Brazil for some breast implants
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Well, you seriously overestimated the ability of the average steemian to recognise satire, didn't you?
I'm glad it ended up in the green zone, but I definitely would have rounded up the troops to make sure of it. You know I'm good at that, make sure you tell me next time! (I know it's my fault for not coming here myself until now) :)
I'm wondering if we will see more of this in the future - hope not, I'm perplexed how he ever got that much money in the first place - and why on earth did he follow me? - Life is full of mysteries!
I'm not sure about "average" but I think for my next post where I claim to be Michelle Obama's penis I may have to tag it pissfest or something...
I also have doubts about that lady
Your post was immediately funny....but those comments had me in hysterics!!! I think a few needed to let of STEAM so you have done your civic duty. I'll be waiting for the Michelle Obama post.
I love the Hillary comment LOLOL!!! I wish I saw this when it happened.
It was hysterical...except for the flags.
I know! And by someone with a screen name that starts with liberty, I can't quite get over that one!
Well this was a nice surprise: https://steemit.com/life/@libertyteeth/okay-i-was-wrong-reversing-my-downvotes-sorry#@libertyteeth/re-sift666-re-libertyteeth-okay-i-was-wrong-reversing-my-downvotes-sorry-20170904t004118018z
I'm gobsmacked - since I last looked there has been a huge pile more self righteous comments - I thought up to a few months ago most people on Steemit had more than two brain cells, but not any more.
And I used to think more followers was a good thing, but now I'm starting to think it isn't!
I was also astounded. It does make for good reading, I'm going to look at round 2....😂
I hope never to encounter those people on Steemit again... I'm tempted to do a post about humour (which they can't even spell) having just been declared illegal in America, but I'm not looking for another flag spanking at the moment!
Did your rep drop?
No - rep only drops if the flaggers have higher reps - in this case it was all money and not rep
I just wondered as I saw, um shall we say the main complainant ,had high STEAM power
Check this out - it all worked out OK in the end!
https://steemit.com/life/@libertyteeth/okay-i-was-wrong-reversing-my-downvotes-sorry#@libertyteeth/re-sift666-re-libertyteeth-okay-i-was-wrong-reversing-my-downvotes-sorry-20170904t004118018z
Hahahaha! Oh my gosh, @sift666. You've got me in hysterics with this one. I knew it was satire before I even read it, just from the thumbnail and first few lines on my feed. Then, I read it, and read all the insane comments from people who don't know you on here, and who don't recognize satire, and it got even funnier. The world is a weird place, and people are getting weirder, but I can always count on you to be here to make fun of it all. Thanks for the much-needed laugh with this hysterically funny post. :)
Thanks, I never realised there were people who couldn't tell the difference between satire, sarcasm, and lying.
And who randomly interchange the terms. And until recently, I don't think there was any on Steemit. They used to stick to Youtub and Fakebook.
Having 700 followers is not without it's drawbacks!
Haha! It was so obvious to me, from the beginning. I thought, "Oh, he's making fun of those posts with scantily clad women who make a ton of money with their introduction posts." I don't know why that wasn't obvious to everyone else. You didn't even post it under a different account. You posted it with your own, so clearly you were doing a satire post.
I've noticed that many of the newcomers here are not nearly as nice as the "old timers." This used to be a relatively nice, friendly, helpful, peaceable community. However, I've seen plenty of posts from people who haven't been here very long at all that are just filled with hate and negativity, and just plain bad attitudes. I've been dealing with my own personal troll today over on the Steempocalypse thread....some newcomer who wants to dictate who I do and do not upvote, and who is creepily looking into my upvoting history and questioning it. I basically just upvote people in my news feed, except for when I have a whole lot of spare time, when I might go into the "New" section and upvote some people who are new to me. What is wrong with people? Steemit is not as nice of a place as it used to be. You're still one of the good ones, you and @kiwideb. :)
Many thanks! And congrats on hitting 600 followers - although you may soon wish you only had 500 again!
Yes I seem to be seeing a few real dickheads on Steemit lately, but I guess that happens when it goes more mainstream - usually I just mute and ignore them, I've always aimed to avoid serious argument, but I must admit when they start quaking I struggle to contain myself!
Lol! So true. I feel the same way, too. I try to rise above the fray, but sometimes, I just have to say something, especially on the (so far) rare occasion it is directed at me. I try to avoid controversy, but sometimes it finds you regardless of what you do, because there are people who thrive on it, and look for reasons to be mean. I don't care to interact with those people (except for telling them off, and then muting them).
Remember the last time I did a post about boobs 11 months ago and you were the only person who commented on it?
https://steemit.com/steemit/@sift666/the-killer-thumbnail-image-hot-click-bait
Ah, good times. :)
Check this post out - it all worked out OK in the end!
https://steemit.com/life/@libertyteeth/okay-i-was-wrong-reversing-my-downvotes-sorry#@libertyteeth/re-sift666-re-libertyteeth-okay-i-was-wrong-reversing-my-downvotes-sorry-20170904t004118018z
Yeah, I've been dealing with my own troll too...spamming comments on MY post and then getting a little irate when I brought up some inconsistancies.
It can be so frustrating!!!
And i just want everyone to get along and be helpful and kind to each other.
Weird, right!?
Folow me and ill show you my boobs!
Personally, I don't see problem that require all these adverse comments by other users. It's a personal freedom and just let everyone be what he/she wants to be however that's against my religion but at last it's your final decision.
just upvote if you like or ignore if you don't
I was like NOOOO his account has been hacked lol. Phew!
LOL - I actually got a phone call saying that too :)
I guess I overestimated some of the new wave of Steemit users, but I didn't think I could write anything more moronic. Next time I'll try harder and aim lower!
Laughing my ass off! It's only because of how flagged it was, that I thought you got hacked.
Good one Buddy!!!
Come to Vegas and see my Elvis impersonating act and I will follow and upvote you!
are you for real? You used MS-Paint to draw "steamit s128" on a picture of a real person? Ummmm....
Didn't that make it obvious it wasn't serious?
Yes I am 100% for real and my boobs are all only natural 2 unless I get to Brazil - plz folow me I need your love
OMG, I just can't anymore.................hahahaha
@SherlockHolmes where are you? lol
Satire...
satire doesn't try and pass itself off as a large chested/beautiful woman to get upvotes. There was nothing anywhere within this post to indicate that it was satire. Good satire has a purpose; a target. I could identify NEITHER within this post, I had only seen someone posting with the "IntroduceYourself" tag, when CLEARLY this user is not new, nor is the user the person they are trying to pretend to be via the photos and accompanying text.
The OP should have posted links to websites, including, but not limited to sources for the images and perhaps the intended target of the satire. This is obfuscation, and preying on gullibility for upvotes/$$$. The other thing that should have been done is proper use of tags.
This individual realized his/her mistake https://steemit.com/life/@libertyteeth/okay-i-was-wrong-reversing-my-downvotes-sorry#@libertyteeth/re-sift666-re-libertyteeth-okay-i-was-wrong-reversing-my-downvotes-sorry-20170904t004118018z
Would you like to co-author some posts with me?
You are my target audience, but I see now that I just can't do this shit alone...
It'd be different if you replied to some of these comments welcoming you to Steem, and you told them "Hey, I'm not new, but I'm not a complete fraud, either, so 'disclaimer: this is just for kicks.'"
"Hey, I'm not new, but I'm not a complete fraud, either, so 'disclaimer: this is just for kicks.'"
i am for real and i have the biggest boobs!
This was pretty funny. If people can't see the sarcasm and mockery in it, can't help em.