Unicorn Humor

in #funny7 years ago



A bit of unicorn humor in honor of the anonymous sender of the image below which now resides as my cover- thank you, O mysterious one!





A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn~ Tibetan proverb



Uni corn= a single corn kernel.

What's the difference between an honest politician and a unicorn? ~ Nothing, they're both fictional characters.



Vikings made a fortune in Europe during mid evil times selling narwhale tusks as unicorn horns.



Dinosaur- "All my friends are dead!"

Unicorn- "But all mine are make- believe!"



That's okay, unicorns don't believe in you either :)







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I like this one:

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Oh the power!

LOL

But we get a lot more Marigold in this house

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That's about right! LOL!

Exelente post.!

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Éxito y Mil Bendiciones para todos.

Wow..seems dramatic..
Draws emotions tho

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its amazing :)

I'm thrilled you loved it!

I'm stealing the shit out of that Netflix and debt quote.

Hehehe Yes!

@arbitrarykitten This was a Fun post. I like the one "Are you Horny and Alone".....

Unicorn Dilbert ?

source

FD.

...some tongue in cheek humor (mixed in with a war game I'm going to do ).

You weren't my inspiration for this- well, not consciously...lol.

https://steemit.com/blog/@lucylin/the-race-is-on-to-control-the-kitty-s-cleavage

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