Unicorn Humor
A bit of unicorn humor in honor of the anonymous sender of the image below which now resides as my cover- thank you, O mysterious one!
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn~ Tibetan proverb
Uni corn= a single corn kernel.
What's the difference between an honest politician and a unicorn? ~ Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Vikings made a fortune in Europe during mid evil times selling narwhale tusks as unicorn horns.
Dinosaur- "All my friends are dead!"
Unicorn- "But all mine are make- believe!"
That's okay, unicorns don't believe in you either :)
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I like this one:
Oh the power!
LOL
But we get a lot more Marigold in this house
That's about right! LOL!
Exelente post.!
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Gratzie'!
Wow..seems dramatic..
Draws emotions tho
Lol
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its amazing :)
I'm thrilled you loved it!
I'm stealing the shit out of that Netflix and debt quote.
Hehehe Yes!
@arbitrarykitten This was a Fun post. I like the one "Are you Horny and Alone".....
Lol, thanks!
Unicorn Dilbert ?
source
FD.
...some tongue in cheek humor (mixed in with a war game I'm going to do ).
You weren't my inspiration for this- well, not consciously...lol.
https://steemit.com/blog/@lucylin/the-race-is-on-to-control-the-kitty-s-cleavage