"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." ~ Larry Lorenzoni
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age." ~ Lucille Ball
In honor of my upcoming birthday on Monday, I would like all the fun and funny birthday stuff you can throw at me!
The funnier the better, laughter is the best gift you can give someone!
And don't worry about offending me, I have big shoulders ;)
I am in need of some good birthday fun, so hit me with all you've got!
I dare thee!
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