Everyday Erotica #2

in life •  2 years ago  (edited)

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You cannot take it any longer

Your blood is heated. Boiling.

Your skin electrified

You crave relief

Your mind can no longer focus on anything

But your need to satiate your weakness

You rise up, growing longer

Caressing a bit to the left

Pull on it

Yank it

At once it releases into your hands

Gently pull out from the insides

Fumble and slide in

Feel that little pop

It's definitely in.

You rise up, again

stronger and longer

Trusting a little to the right

Harder and harder

Until you feel it end

You shrink back to your normal size

With a relaxed and satisfied grin

Pleased that the damned annoying beep is gone.

All the fire alarm needed was a battery replacement.

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Meanwhile, at the hardware store...

"Where's andy?"
"I don't know, we were halfway to the camping gear..."
"There he is... the fire alarm isle?" "Andrew... what are you doing?"
"Uh?"
"Are you worried about a fire?"
"Fire? Yeah... fire. That's what I'm thinking about... fire... lots of heat..."

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that was one of the coolest things that i ever read about a fire alarm :D

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I am so happy you enjoyed it :D

OMG.RFLMAO!!!!!

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Oh I love it. Rhonda is losing it so hard she's Rolling Floor Laughing ;) hehe

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Oh, you have no idea. Way to turn me into a hiccupping mess with sore ribs. LOL

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Oh no! omg lol

i have to admit, that was good. lol.

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I'm ecstatic that you are appreciative :)

For the win. Absolutely for the win

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Gratzia :)

Good post

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Glad you liked it :)

Stay tuned for more!

You nearly had me going you tease.
Clever work babe 😉

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I see no tease here!

There was relief- the batteries got changed ;)

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Click bait for the red blooded.
You got me you..........minx 😉

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MuaHaaHAAaaa

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🙀🙀🙀😹

OMG hahahahahaha!

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There's more to come lol. This is actually a really fun project!

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I want to participate in some challenges but am

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Rut Row- I lost the rest of the message!

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Oops! *I am not sure how. I get super confused by all the "resteem this and comment here and then post using this partial title" stuff. Yikes!

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Lol!!! I have no idea what you're referring to but it sounds like a madhouse!!!

I think I'm gonna give you a task and request it be turned into the dirtiest most mind-fuck of a tease work of erotica possible - if you're game for some fun 🤔

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I'm your Huckleberry...