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Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 27

in comedyopenmic •  last month

Welcome to the 27th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.

Please read the contest rules here


Thank you to @gnarlyanimations for designing our new logo

Rules for Judges

Judges:

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.


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Prizes

  • Court Jester will get 30SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 0.01-5SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 30SBD
    • Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 3SBD each.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 5SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 1SBD each as a bonus prize.

Best COMer Prize.

Be the best COMer you can be and Idi will delegate 1000SP to you for 1 month. To do with as you please. If there are some great COMers he may even give away 2x 1000SP for 1 month.

This week's prize pool 70SBD

Due to the Recent drop in Steem price and a drop in post payouts, we've had to drop the prizes to ensure we continue rewarding funny people


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Curators

A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.


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Sponsors

Donations

Thank you @ausbitbank, @doomsdaychassis, @holybranches, and @sharanaithal who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@ausbitbank - 450 Steem, @idikuci - 208SBD, @curie - 200 Steem, @dj123 - 132SBD + 8 Steem, @carlgnash 120SBD, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 65 SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 55SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 16.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @amirtheawesome1 - 28SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @groovatti - 10Steem, @profanereviews - 10SBD, @linnyplant - 6SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 6SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 9SBD, @pangoli - 7SBD, @jedi-won - 5SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 7SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 24SBD, @scan0017 - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @mourningnoodles - 2SBD, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @richjr - 1.243 SBD + 1.364 Steem, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @aaarif - 0.20 SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD, @mineopoly - 5SBD, @fromthebeginning - 4SBD, @lyndsaybowes - 23 Steem + 12.286SBD, @anouk.nox - 3 Steem, @doomsdaychassis - 2SBD + 10 Steem, @chrisroberts - 3SBD, @mineopoly - 1 Steem, @sharanaithal - 1 SBD

Delegations

A big thank you to all who continue to support us with their delegation.

@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 1,000SP, @dj123 - 900SP, @holger80 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @gamer00 - 300SP, @buttcoins - 300SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 256SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @pechichemena - 200SP, @yesaye - 162SP, @jasonshick - 125SP, @bitfiend - 125SP,@diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @bobaphet - 100SP, @artakush - 100SP, @profanereviews - 80SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @groovatti - 50SP, @holybranches - 50SP, @anouk.nox - 50SP, @doomsdaychassis - 50SP, @davemccoy - 50SP, @johnthefelon - 40SP, @rahul.stan - 30SP, @samueldouglas - 25SP, @nobyeni - 25SP, @belemo - 20SP, @kkkkkl - 20SP, @jonsnoww - 10SP, @betavirosis - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 9SP, @richjr - 5SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.

Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 26 and the start of Round 27 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

Reddit

Yes, we're on reddit. Come join us and help spread the news to pull more people in to Comedy Open Mic.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DComedyOpenMic/

Come join our discord channel: CLICK HERE and just say hi.

Original Content

If you believe someone has submitted an entry that is not their work, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Please note: By entering the Comedy Open Mic Contest you agree to allow Comedy Open Mic to use the content you post in its promotion. Full credit will be given to the author as well as links to the original post in cases where Comedy Open Mic opt to use your material in promotions.

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Yeah bring on the funny posts!! Ready for y'all !

Hi guys!

How are you doin?
This is my second time here!
Here's my entry:
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https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@guri-gure/comedy-open-mic-round-27-the-avengers-infinity-war-bonus-video

Those clowns look like chisperito . latinos know who that is

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How good. Everyone is alert. Of the jester everyone is attentive. IT'S HERE WITH ROUND # 27 TATUATED ON THE FRONT.

My post #1 Regards @comedyopenmic and steemians.
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@airam05/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-27
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already the application came to scoff!

Hello this is my first entry, a strong hug to the whole community and the other contestants.

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https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@opiman/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-27

I present my The U.S. of Y. to the fine readers of this jaunty contest.

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Can we do videos??

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thank you.

Hello this is my second entry to the most fun contest of this community

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Source: property of @opiman image in contest

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@opiman/xesvx-comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-27

He, he, he...llo!!! Everybody. This is my first time in this funny contest, and this my first entry. Good luck to every body!!!!!!
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@yaneiza/comedy-open-mic-comedy-contest-round-27-first-entry

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Yay, Week #27. The Banana Collective is back with the
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Thanks for the fun contest. Below is my entry for this week.

Don't think myself funny but I enjoy reading entries of others. Everything we want is really here on Steem

Here's my entry and also if anyone would like help applying their make-up today , well I'm here for you kind of maybe!


https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@paintingangels/ignfs51p