๐ŸŒ 6 Degrees of BANANA-ation, #3 ๐ŸŒ Comedy Open Mic Round #27

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It's time again, people, for another installment of

The 6 Degrees of Banana-ation



If you're not familiar with it, this is where the Banana Collective PROVES that everything in existence is connected to bananas. Even you humans.

We can prove a connection with bananas within 6 steps. This is sorta like
-- but much more relevant than --
the game that circulated the media a dozen years ago in which people tried to make connections to the actor Kevin Bacon within 6 steps. Just to show we have no malice against Mr. Bacon, we even included him in our first Banana-ation post.

Our previous Banana-ation posts have elicited strong emotional responses in our readers, as they come to an awareness of the interconnectedness of everything, along with just how awesome bananas are.

So we're back at it. We'll give a few examples, taking just one word, and connecting that person, place or thing to bananas. Then we invite you to drop a word in a comment, and the Banana Collective will make the connection for you, just to prove that we can do it.

Here are a few examples to get you going:

  • cell phone ~ hold in your hand ~ hold bananas in your hand ~ BANANAS

  • Luke Skywalker ~ flies in space ~ a chimp flew in space, circa 1961 ~ chimps eat bananas ~ BANANAS

  • eyeglasses ~ help you see clearly ~ nutrients in bananas help your eyesight ~ BANANAS

  • Tesla electric vehicle ~ banana-mobile ~ BANANAS
    see our post about The Banana-mobile here

  • a Bachelor's degree in literature ~ our very own Professor Bananington, teacher of Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University ~ BANANAS

  • Steemit ~ where, let's face it, everybody is basically bananas ~ BANANAS

See? It is virtually impossible to find anything in the galaxy that does NOT connect to that most supreme of fruits (the banana) within 6 steps or less. Try it. Drop something in a comment, then -- most importantly -- come back and read the comments on this post to see how we do. The Banana Collective will prove that everything in this world (and beyond) is connected to BANANAS!





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6 Degrees of Banana-ation #1 and #2

Here it is, the Famous Banana-mobile

Havana's Haiku about her favorite color Spoiler Alert: It's yellow

Tay'Tran's unique take on F.U.D.... oddly inspiring

Banana Nutritionist Roxana ~ Hang onto those strings!

Bananadore Dali with the latest Memorable Quotes from Fruitywood Films

The Nottingham Banana! How did a banana get all the way to ENGLAND??

Truther Red Peel on Fabric softener?

GramNana on Penny-wise and pound-foolish

Banana Protection ~ We've got you covered

Dr. Victor Frankenpeel's latest genetic experiments

Professor Bananington rants about banana pudding


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๐ŸŒ HEY! We won @vdux's Haiku contest last week, with our fruit-themed haiku. Check out this week's Haiku contest brought to you by @vdux. ๐ŸŒ



I nominate @alom8 and @harktheshark to try the #ComedyOpenMic contest.
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Bernie Sanders stuffed animals

Do you mean like this stuffed Bernie Sanders doll on Etsy?
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Bernie Sanders doll ~ cute and squishy ~ Banana Memos characters, mostly sorta cute and definitely squishy ~ BANANAS!

Thanks for playing, @improv ๐ŸŒ

Aliens

Howdy, @rentmoney!

Aliens ~ sometimes cute and sometimes scary ~ Banana Collective members, some of whom are cute and some are scary ~ BANANAS



cute





scary

Whoa! Thank you for mentioning my contest. Go bananas!

Xylophone

We got this.

Xylophones are generally believed to have originated in Asia about 4,000 years ago ~ The largest percentage of bananas worldwide are grown in Asia ~ BANANAS

... or more simply put: Xylophone ~ Asia ~ BANANAS ๐ŸŒ

But we wouldn't be surprised, @emergehealthier, if you have another pathway to connect xylophones with bananas... ?

Xylophone - musical instrument- banana piano

OMG

Another great drop by @emergehealthier! HAHAHA

This was hilarious! This has to go in a post one day!

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I would love to see what you could do with this. Maybe a new character, who is a musician.

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Already used it in a post, lol. Though the idea of a banana musician is intriguing... :-)

Arsenal fans

ah, the Gooners! Let's see if we can connect them with bananas...

Arsenal fans ~ generally a crazy, rowdy bunch ~ the Banana Collective are also rowdy and crazy ~ BANANAS!
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Thanks for playing, @belemo!

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