๐ 6 Degrees of BANANA-ation, #3 ๐ Comedy Open Mic Round #27
It's time again, people, for another installment of
The 6 Degrees of Banana-ation
If you're not familiar with it, this is where the Banana Collective PROVES that everything in existence is connected to bananas. Even you humans.
We can prove a connection with bananas within 6 steps. This is sorta like
-- but much more relevant than --
the game that circulated the media a dozen years ago in which people tried to make connections to the actor Kevin Bacon within 6 steps. Just to show we have no malice against Mr. Bacon, we even included him in our first Banana-ation post.
Our previous Banana-ation posts have elicited strong emotional responses in our readers, as they come to an awareness of the interconnectedness of everything, along with just how awesome bananas are.
So we're back at it. We'll give a few examples, taking just one word, and connecting that person, place or thing to bananas. Then we invite you to drop a word in a comment, and the Banana Collective will make the connection for you, just to prove that we can do it.
Here are a few examples to get you going:
cell phone ~ hold in your hand ~ hold bananas in your hand ~ BANANAS
Luke Skywalker ~ flies in space ~ a chimp flew in space, circa 1961 ~ chimps eat bananas ~ BANANAS
eyeglasses ~ help you see clearly ~ nutrients in bananas help your eyesight ~ BANANAS
Tesla electric vehicle ~ banana-mobile ~ BANANAS
see our post about The Banana-mobile herea Bachelor's degree in literature ~ our very own Professor Bananington, teacher of Literature and Interspecies Negotiation at Bruisington University ~ BANANAS
Steemit ~ where, let's face it, everybody is basically bananas ~ BANANAS
See? It is virtually impossible to find anything in the galaxy that does NOT connect to that most supreme of fruits (the banana) within 6 steps or less. Try it. Drop something in a comment, then -- most importantly -- come back and read the comments on this post to see how we do. The Banana Collective will prove that everything in this world (and beyond) is connected to BANANAS!
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6 Degrees of Banana-ation #1 and #2
Here it is, the Famous Banana-mobile
Havana's Haiku about her favorite color Spoiler Alert: It's yellow
Tay'Tran's unique take on F.U.D.... oddly inspiring
Banana Nutritionist Roxana ~ Hang onto those strings!
Bananadore Dali with the latest Memorable Quotes from Fruitywood Films
The Nottingham Banana! How did a banana get all the way to ENGLAND??
Truther Red Peel on Fabric softener?
GramNana on Penny-wise and pound-foolish
Banana Protection ~ We've got you covered
Dr. Victor Frankenpeel's latest genetic experiments
Professor Bananington rants about banana pudding
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I nominate @alom8 and @harktheshark to try the #ComedyOpenMic contest.
Rules are here
Bernie Sanders stuffed animals
Do you mean like this stuffed Bernie Sanders doll on Etsy?
Bernie Sanders doll ~ cute and squishy ~ Banana Memos characters, mostly sorta cute and definitely squishy ~ BANANAS!
Thanks for playing, @improv ๐
Aliens
Howdy, @rentmoney!
Aliens ~ sometimes cute and sometimes scary ~ Banana Collective members, some of whom are cute and some are scary ~ BANANAS
cute
scary
Whoa! Thank you for mentioning my contest. Go bananas!
Xylophone
We got this.
Xylophones are generally believed to have originated in Asia about 4,000 years ago ~ The largest percentage of bananas worldwide are grown in Asia ~ BANANAS
... or more simply put: Xylophone ~ Asia ~ BANANAS ๐
But we wouldn't be surprised, @emergehealthier, if you have another pathway to connect xylophones with bananas... ?
Xylophone - musical instrument- banana piano
OMG
Another great drop by @emergehealthier! HAHAHA
This was hilarious! This has to go in a post one day!
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I would love to see what you could do with this. Maybe a new character, who is a musician.
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Already used it in a post, lol. Though the idea of a banana musician is intriguing... :-)
Arsenal fans
ah, the Gooners! Let's see if we can connect them with bananas...
Arsenal fans ~ generally a crazy, rowdy bunch ~ the Banana Collective are also rowdy and crazy ~ BANANAS!
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Thanks for playing, @belemo!
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