albensilverberg (58)in #humor • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Puns (Part 10 of too many)Instead of reckless driving, shouldn't they call it wreckmore driving? The most important lesson I've ever learned…albensilverberg (58)in #humor • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Puns (Part 9 of too many)So.. if your friends fall down a well, do you call 911 and say "I've got friends in low places..!"? You can lead a…albensilverberg (58)in #humor • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Puns (Part 8 of too many)There's something in the water.. under the bridge.. over troubled waters. It's not over until the fat lady sings.. a…albensilverberg (58)in #humor • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Puns (Part 7 of too many)I wonder silly things sometimes... like .. how many graveyards are on roads that say "dead end"? I always hear…albensilverberg (58)in #humor • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Puns (Part 6 of too many)If a tree falls in the forest, do the other trees laugh? I was going to be a construction worker but I wanted to…albensilverberg (58)in #humor • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Puns (Part 5 of too many)They say "only time will tell"... but then people always ask you to "tell the time". Who's telling who here?..? I…albensilverberg (58)in #humor • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Puns (Part 4 of too many)Is being a fly on that wall so much better than being a fly in the ointment? I guess the grass is always greener..…albensilverberg (58)in #humor • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Puns (Part 3 of too many)What came first.. the chicken, or the road? You'd better not cross me on this.. 'Face it' means to face the facts.…albensilverberg (58)in #humor • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Puns (Part 2 of too many)Hidden under rocks you'll find two things... secrets and bugs. Put those two on a sandwich and call it a meal, but I…albensilverberg (58)in #humor • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Puns (Part 1 of too many)This is a new series I'm starting with a practical purpose. I've made a lot of off the wall play on words over the…albensilverberg (58)in #auction • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Steem Power Delegation Auction #3!I have 20k Steem Power up for delegation! If someone bids on the whole 20k, I'd accept 325 Steem for 1 month. If…albensilverberg (58)in #tesla • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Tesla Model S 75 (Thoughts After 5000 Miles)So far I've had the Tesla for about 6 weeks and love it. It's hard to explain to people that it's more than just a…albensilverberg (58)in #auction • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Paying for My Tesla with Steem Power?I recently bought a 2017 Tesla Model S 75. I'm thrilled to have it and also would love to earn some of the $ for…albensilverberg (58)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Fun Future Physics, or Just A Dream?Step 1: Create a shape changing structure with the following properties: Object must be strong (carbon…albensilverberg (58)in #bitcoin • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Predictions on BTC and Alts Short TermBitcoin just broke out of it's most recent multi-day down trend. It could go a lot higher. I think before August 1st…albensilverberg (58)in #auction • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Steem Power Delegation Auction #2!I have 2 Twin Steem Power Delegation offerings ready to auction! 5000 Steem Power for 1 Month (80 Steem Dollar…albensilverberg (58)in #auction • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Steem Power Delegation Auction!I have 4 Steem Power Delegation offerings ready to auction! 5000 Steem Power for 1 Month (100 Steem Dollar…albensilverberg (58)in #dog • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.What did the Doge do?I never thought that I would be happy to have a pit-bull in my house, but Delilah Doge is truly an amazing human…albensilverberg (58)in #steemit • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Steemit: Let's ImagineImagine a world where we (the individuals) get to choose what ads we see. Imagine also getting some reimbursement for…albensilverberg (58)in #storj • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Converting SCJX to STORJ on EthereumToday I converted about 16,000 SCJX (Storj x Coin on the Counterparty blockchain) 1 for 1 to STORJ coin on the…